Chrysler 300

Aka the poor man’s rolls royce. A vehicle typically seen in the hood and/or ghetto because they have an obscene amount of chrome and that usually appeals to people like that.

Check out my new to me chrysler 300. Its on 24 inch spinners, it has clear coat failure and a lot of chrome.

by Iamtheliquor55 February 17, 2022

Chrystie

The most beautiful woman in the world. If you have a Chrystie in your life don’t ever let her go because she is simply the best thing that will ever happen to you. She loves God with a love so far beyond herself, she helps and provides for everyone so selflessly, she’s raising two of the most precious little boys, and on top of having the biggest prettiest heart, she has a smile that’ll melt your heart and bring you to your knees. Chrystie’s eyes reflect drops of dew in the green grass mixed with honey and beams of sunshine. If you know a Chrystie love her with everything you have because once you lose her you’ll never be the same

I’m in love with Chrystie

by Saveddbygrace November 30, 2018

Dutch Christening

The act of blowing ass in the face of someone bent over and drinking from a water fountain.

Warren thought he was drinking well water, but Mike had just given him a Dutch Christening.

by $bmoney$ January 16, 2009

christena

A very beautiful and loving girl
if you have a Christena in your life,
try as hard as possible to keep her,
she is strong, indepented, and is very athletic

guy #1; "Dang, look at that girl"
guy #1; " You know who she is?!?!?"
guy #2; "Oh man, thats the new girl christena!"
guy #1; "Damn shes beautiful"

by penguino123 December 11, 2016

Christer

1. Christer(A-) (noun);

A common name in Scandinavia, Christer derives from the name Christ. Apart from being a popular name among religious fanatics, tv-ministers, and do-gooders etc. the name is also given to those who embodies the general perception of a genuinly awesome person. Synonyms include Chris, Christoffer, Barney and Superman.

2. Christer (adjective):

A superlative of awesome

3. Christer (-ing, -ed) (verb);

To radiate pure awesomeness to such an extent that it might be contagious.

Noun: Christer is legen - wait for it - dary!

Adjective: That beautiful and intelligent person is so christer.

Verb: He was christering in the VIP section of the club last night.

by Dude, Awesome January 12, 2011

Chrysler

Chrysler and Dodge vehicles can be identified by any number of common issues, peeling paint, missing or broken lights, smoking exhaust, on on the back of tow trucks, leaking, stalling, on fire, etc. Chrysler drivers (when the vehicle is actually running) are usually found speeding to get in front of everyone, only to slow down and hold up traffic. This is usually the case when in a long line of cars on the highway where it will almost always be a Chrysler or Dodge at the front of the line in the high speed lane, keeping pace with a slow car (usually another Chrysler) in the passenger lane so nobody can pass. Chrysler hasn't mastered how to make a car that can make it over 50K miles without major problems, with most problems starting during the warranty period. Warranty problems are generally blamed on the customer and denied. Chrysler also will not take responsibility and recall a vehicle for defects or safety until absolutely forced by the government. Chrysler and Dodge service departments screw people as much as possible and either tell you they can not duplicate an issue, or tell you things like their cars are not meant to be driven over 65mph, or the vehicle should pull so if you fall asleep the car will go off the road. Buying a Chrysler or Dodge usually involves every single component on the car being an option so you are forced to haggle with the overweight salesperson in the circa 1970 suit with the bad breath and the balloons tied to the cars.

You would think Chrysler would give up the automobile business and try something else since they haven't been able to make a car that runs since the late 1960's.

by Mike38943 August 24, 2010

crysten

introverted genuis. appreciative of aesthetics, arts, and home made chocolate cookies. A dreamer and reader. Cry baby and can be pessimistic. At strange time optimistic. Never certain. Blissful at the best of times.

Created in December of 1992.

"It has said that a Crysten lives near by"

The Crysten glides down the stairs with all her grace.

"I really do hope I can meet a Crysten someday"

"That Crysten is very cool"

It is said that the average Crysten can be found in a cage of pandas.

by Peadapocket February 3, 2010