Christa

everyone wants to plow you, yet you "cock block" them with a steel bible.
really, a bitch that hides behind Jesus and a smile, not to mention kickass thighs.
mmmmm

you fucking, christa, douche-bag!!! get out of my house if you're not gonna put out!

by seanpikachu February 23, 2008

Christallica

(noun)An example of Christian Death Metal; take on "Metallica".

Man, I love Christallica almost as much as Jesus fucking Christ!

by Kate January 14, 2004

Christakis

Extremely sarcastic and can act like an asshole but all round good guy

Why you so sarcastic
I just pulled a Christakis

by PhoeniXX_Rizen August 27, 2019

christahannukwanza

The universal way to mention Christmas, Hannukah, or Kwanza.

So, Bob, what are you doing for Christahannukwanza?

by jasdjensen February 27, 2008

Christain

Person who likes to eat cocks and eat lemons on a warm summer day

I was at the YMCA and walked into the locker room and saw a christain.

by Swiss Roll of Swizterland February 16, 2018

Christa

A Christa is the worst type of person you will ever meet, she is the type of girl that leaves the class to shoot heroin in the bathroom, and gives blowjobs to any guy that pays her 5 bucks.

did you hear about that whore Christa she gave me a blowjob

by MARCUSLOVER123 December 25, 2019

christa lynn

A curly-haired, loud, russian woman. Has no respect for self-control especially with her intake of alcohol. Always speaks when it's not her turn and isn't afraid to be out of control. Always happy and has no short-term memory.

Christa Lynn!

shut the fuck up Christa Lynn!

by becca_bouch February 4, 2010