Person 1: Why was your door locked for 3 minutes this afternoon?
Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.
Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.
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An ironic term used to convey one's desperation for a cigarette, but has since became a general term to convey ones desperation for just about anything.
Here mate, d'you want to tap us a fag, am pure chokin' man
Been stayin' in this shit-hole for weeks like a recluse... Chokin' for a decent night out like
Look how short that skirt is mate, She's well Chokin' for it
Been stayin' in this shit-hole for weeks like a recluse... Chokin' for a decent night out like
Look how short that skirt is mate, She's well Chokin' for it
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I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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