Chooks

A fat monkey ape, that typically resides in Welwyn Garden, it used to be called Welwyn Garden City but the chooks ate the City. The chooks loves gorging on bananas whilst sitting ion the bench for rugby. Everyone loves a chooks even though it always asks for your food at inappropriate times. Rumour has it that during a funeral Chooks wiped out a subway, a can of pringles and a dominoes pizza and started eating.

He is so chunky and fat, he's such a chooks

by SamJacobs27 December 8, 2022

Choised up

To be bricked up

Im choised up right now.

by Kysstudent November 21, 2023

chocks pocks

"A kid afflicted with chicken pox, a contagious viral illness characterized by itchy, red blisters that appear all over the body, who possesses an unyielding and remarkably intense passion for consuming rotisserie chicken, a delicacy known for its succulent and tender meat, seasoned and slow-roasted to perfection, at every conceivable opportunity, demonstrating a culinary predilection so profound and unwavering that it extends to an all-day, every day, virtually round-the-clock eating schedule, reflecting not only a deep-seated appreciation for the flavors and textures of this particular dish but also an unusual, almost obsessive, gastronomic inclination that persists regardless of the common discomforts and appetite disruptions typically associated with the symptoms of chicken pox." Imagine a young boy named Alex, about eight years old. Recently, he has come down with chicken pox. This condition is making him quite miserable, with itchy, red spots covering his body. Despite feeling unwell, Alex has a unique and intense craving for rotisserie chicken. His love for this dish is so strong that, even though he's sick, he insists on eating it for every meal. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even snacks in between, Alex wants nothing but juicy, perfectly seasoned, slow-roasted rotisserie chicken.

Every day, even while covered in itchy chicken pox spots, Chikinesa eagerly devoured his beloved rotisserie chicken, playfully proclaiming, 'Chocks pocks can't beat my chicken pox!

by herolling January 15, 2024

choiseunghyunized

Someone who has fallen for Choi Seunghyuns charm

I’ve been choiseunghyunized

by choomTOP February 27, 2025

Choisexual

Someone that is normally straight, but would have a homosexual relationship with someone with the last name Choi.

Dang that guy David Choi is really hot... I finally realized I'm a choisexual.

by John Sherlock June 4, 2025

Chonkster

A massive, overconfident dude whose entire personality is built around sports, protein shakes, and being loud for no reason. Usually built like a refrigerator with legs, laughs at his own dumb jokes, and somehow thinks barely passing school is a personality trait. A chonkster can often be found stomping down hallways with a backpack that contains nothing but an empty notebook and a half-eaten granola bar.

Common traits:

Talks about the same 3 plays from last game like they were historic events

Thinks yelling = being funny

Built like a tank but loses every argument that requires thinking

High-fives people aggressively for no reason

“Teacher made him read a paragraph out loud and the chonkster went: ‘The… eco… sys… tem… is… im… por… tant…’ sounding like a microwave trying to read a textbook.

by Common Enemy #2 March 11, 2026

Chocks Away!

A sex act where the receiver is elderly and requires a Zimmer frame for mobility. Before penetration, attach some strings to some chocks, wedge a chock under each frame wheel for stability, hold the strings loosely in each hand, then proceed to bend the receiver over the frame and go to town.

At point of ejaculation, shout "Chocks Away!" and with one last powerful thrust, pull the chocks away by the strings, knocking the receiver over the Zimmer frame and onto the floor. The ejaculate will be spaffing all over the now floored (and fully satisfied) receiver.

I gave this old chick a Chocks Away! last night, it was incredible.

by EarthlyWormhole March 31, 2026