Chippastance

A annoyingly loud short person, who only listens to sad, depressing, love songs, and that one pop song her friend gave her.

Mme. Chippastance is the shortest teacher ive ever known, always more annoying than Mme. Shush.

by Doton May 25, 2023

chipgaze

shoegaze music created with 8 bit computer game systems. usually with lots of reverb.

he dropped a chipgaze set at blip festival

by panther moderne August 21, 2008

Chippenham

The high street is the most popular area and you'll find many specimens here! You want morbid childhood obesity? No problem! Looking for a mum of 5 in her mid 30s whose only form of discipline is a backhand? We've got you sorted! It used to be somewhat respectable, but has declined after woolworths closed in 2009. Since then its become the most degenerate area in England, with every kind of sin and/or debauchery just a few steps away! Nearby Monkton Park holds the record for the most stabbings anywhere on earth and that new car park nobody asked for is a better crack house than actual car park.

The secondary schools are the next most notorious areas! If you're looking at the prison that is Abbeyfield or the loosely respectable Hardenhuish/Sheldon Freaky Friday situation, you're sure to see something obscene or horrifying!
Pretty much everything outside the town centre and industrial estates are houses, but there is a definite divide. If you want to live long enough to leave Chippenham, its best you avoid places like sheldon road and redlands, and by absolutely no means should you visit hill rise after dark! Who knows where your body will be found!

In short, come armed and if you're considering visiting, just remember the most exciting place in town is the big b&m

"I would rather be dissected alive and have my body used like the US Government used poor communities in the 60s than stay here" - a lifelong resident of Chippenham

by Reggiedownthestreet July 30, 2021

Chappal dealer

Chappal means -Device Used by Indian Parents to Reshape Their Kids
Dealer - a person who buys and sells goods

Chappal dealer is guy who owns 69 trillion chappal factories. he's not much famous among girls. He's a super rich person on earth

girl 1 - Omg he's chappal dealer

Girl 2 - i heard there only one chappal left on earth
Girl 3 - we gotta confess our love to him or else he will get married to someone

by Cool guy 60 December 25, 2021

Wood Chipper Worthies

A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.

Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.

by The Wood Chipper May 6, 2009

Chimpanzee Lips

n. A set of fat, thick female vagina lips that closely resemble the closed mouth of a monkey, an ape, or specifically a chimpanzee.

Wow that girl had some fat ass beef curtains... actually they're thicker, more like chimpanzee lips!

by Zac & Brett February 3, 2007

Chippin

Can mean two things: to be eating/biting on something or to be slacking

1. I see you chippin on those chips.
2. You didn't do your homework? You're chippin.

by Beck/Er November 21, 2011