chestnuts roasting on an open fire

When you nut on a girl's chest in front of a fire. Instead of cleaning it up you just leave it on her to be slowly cooked onto the skin.

"Man last night I gave her chestnuts roasting on an open fire...it was so romantic"

by KaigedStupidity April 15, 2021

pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire

Making lemonade out of lemons

Wheres there's hope theres a way, just start pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire

by Sexydimma July 10, 2021

The Ultimate North Star Dragon Fist of the Western Solar Havoc Wind Strike Fear Shattering Chestnut Punch

LenKu's ultimate move, in which the oppenent is hit with a firery uppercut and then ingulfed in a hurricane of flames, immobilizing them.

"Dude, is LenKu still trying to hit people with that ridiculous attack?"
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"That attack takes way to long to say...By the the time your done yelling it your to out of breath to actually do it."

by LenKu Amada May 10, 2004

Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.

Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.

by anonymous July 26, 2023

Chestnut

When a guy cums on a girls tits or the chest area

“What did you and Jason do last night?”
“We got real wild he gave me a chestnut”

by Krypt1c 😪 February 26, 2021

Chestnut

(To give a) Chestnut: The act of busting a nut on a woman's chest.

Man 1: Dude, did Sharon actually blow you yesterday?
Man 2: Yeah, but she didn't feel like swallowing, so I gave her a chestnut instead.
Man 1: NICE.

by Grandson of the Grinch November 21, 2018

Chestnutting

The art of absolutely demolishing any food or meal in a short amount of time like the legendary Joey Chestnut.

My stomach is in severe pain from chestnutting 32 Big Macs last night

by BigRicksTruckingCo July 4, 2022