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chestnuts roasting on an open fire

When you nut on a girl's chest in front of a fire. Instead of cleaning it up you just leave it on her to be slowly cooked onto the skin.
"Man last night I gave her chestnuts roasting on an open fire...it was so romantic"
by KaigedStupidity April 15, 2021
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pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire

Wheres there's hope theres a way, just start pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire
by Sexydimma July 10, 2021
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LenKu's ultimate move, in which the oppenent is hit with a firery uppercut and then ingulfed in a hurricane of flames, immobilizing them.
"Dude, is LenKu still trying to hit people with that ridiculous attack?"
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"That attack takes way to long to say...By the the time your done yelling it your to out of breath to actually do it."
by LenKu Amada May 10, 2004
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asian chestnut

The act of taking a green shit on your partners chest and dunking your junk in it and run it up their chin
I gave my girlfriend a asian chestnut last night
by ManOfMayhem January 27, 2022
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Kenny chestnuts

Bruno Mars is that feller who sounds like he got hoofed in the Kenny Chestnuts
by Rudbuddy September 23, 2020
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wormy chestnut

A really old kind of wood that was used in antique furniture. Take it from an old-timer guys, if you get a chance to buy some for your "crib", do so.
You can brag to your woman something like this. You: "did you know that this end table is antique, made of genuine wormy chestnut?" Her: "Really, you must know a lot about antiques." You: "Well, you know, i just find them fascinating, and they are so much higher quality than the new furniture." Her: "I know, right?" (Knowing stuff about furniture always impresses the ladies.)
by ledbatz November 10, 2009
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That's chestnuts!

Another phrase for "That's bogus"
"I heard the opposing team won the game last night" " Dude, that's chestnuts!"
by TheKeyDifference September 9, 2020
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