checking the cobbler

to drink or get drunk

Yo dawg u wanna go check the cobbler alittle; I'm checking the cobbler

by who r u to be askin me that May 14, 2011

Checking the prop

An excuse to stay in the water after a water ski so you can urinate in the water

Hang on guys I'm just checking the prop

by Frankly lame November 17, 2013

checking the wall

Checking the state of affairs.

I am just checking the wall.

by ianthebarman June 19, 2017

checking the dipstick

When a girl fingers a guy's asshole while sucking you off.

Man, Kim is a crazy bitch! The other night she was checking the dipstick.

by pooooooooooooopfart October 14, 2017

Checking out the goods

Looking to see if something or someone is worth your time

I was in the club checking out the goods. I was at the party and checking out the goods on the grill

by Beast of the east 74 February 11, 2019

Checking the Girth

It’s when someone, specifically a girl is getting off with their partner, a stranger etc.

Abby’s getting off with some guy in the bathroom. Her friend asks what she’s doing, and another replies “oh Abby? She’s just checking the girth.”

by UrbandictionaryisntalljokesANN May 28, 2019

checking to see if ur cake

possible tw

basically a funny and ~quirky~ way of saying you self harm.

girl: hey did you hear what happened to sarah?

boy: no, what happened?

girl: shes in the hospital bc she was checking to see if she was cake

boy: oh dear

checking to see if ur cake

by aussie_qunt August 23, 2020