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Charmin Ultra Soft

Super soft. Nothing in the world could be softer. Often easily broken under pressure and is just naturally broken, often without any cause at all.
Omar: That Thomas guy is soooo soft
Hallouda: hes more than soft.... he's Charmin Ultra Soft
by primetime1991 October 4, 2010
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Charming goat

Kahoot name given to a tall friend who has a tail and Mehndi beards fetish
Oh look there's charming goat simping
by Ratsneem August 6, 2021
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Constable Charming

An ill-mannered police officer who pulls you over for a minor citation, gives you a hard time over nothing, and acts like he’s above the law. Of course if there’s a real crime going on Constable Charming more than likely won’t notice even if you try pointing it out to him.
Ali: This annoying cop gave me a speeding ticket because I was driving too slow.

Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
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prince charmin

A person who is so full of crap that they deserve to be beaten over the head with a sack full of toilet paper rolls.
Person 1 to person 2: Dude! What do you think of your sister's new boyfriend?

Person 2: He's a regular Prince Charmin. I picked up a four-pack of extra quilted. Gonna jump him later tonight and beat him silly.
by Nicanorio December 18, 2017
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prince charming

Take me away...........
R.S. aka Daddy...Picnics with brie and champagne, strawberries and melon. bright stargazers and a heartfelt smile melt me.
by Princess August 28, 2004
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Charming

Someone who is a serial killer. Psychopath/sociopath. Narsistically Likable, pleasant, attractive, charismatic and smart. Often has a dead body room somewhere close by.
"HI, I'm Ted. Need a ride?"

Neighbors and co-workers reported "He was so charming! I would have trusted him with my life!"

"He had such a charming smile."
by ShearMutiny January 12, 2019
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charming

A social-climbing, rich, snobish, "dignified," adult's way of politely insulting someone or something.
Fred: Muhahaha.
Ron: FRED! GEORGE! GET RID OF THE FUCKING SPIDERS!
George: We would, but--
Fred: --we don't want to.
Ron: STUPEF--
Ginny: SHUT UP!!
Lucius: Weasley, youre children are absolutely... charming.
Arthur: *grunt*
Fred: Hey!
George: Take that back!
by Parawhore #34 April 25, 2009
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