Jewish Charity

When you find a lot of coins on a table or on the ground.

"Look John, I got 64 cents from Jewish Charity"

by Russian Surprise March 3, 2015

Manna Charitable Foundation

Established in 1971 as an interfaith humanitarian relief agency, recovered documents describe the Manna Charitable Foundation's mission as "sharing all of God's miracles with the least of His children". Funded indirectly through associations with various charitable groups and religious organizations, and on occasion publicly endorsed by wealthy philanthropists or academic institutions, the MCF's primary agenda since its founding has been the free distribution of anomalous objects, or their by-products, to civilians living in poverty-stricken regions in the Third World or in areas afflicted by warfare, famine, or natural disaster.

The MCF is currently recognized as a non-governmental organization by the United Nations, and is known to operate legally and illegally in several hostile or isolated regions outside the Foundation's sphere of influence. While no SCP objects known to have been distributed by the MCF to date have caused intentional harm to human beings or communities (and detained MCF operatives tend to demonstrate strong pacifist beliefs), containment breaches associated with the group have often resulted in human casualties or severe threats to the global status quo due to unforeseen consequences of the object's release from containment, and/or a zeal to distribute potentially "helpful" objects immediately without rigorous scientific study of their long-term behavior.

The Manna Charitable Foundation once handed out anomalous honey. They're only trying to help.

by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019

Crappy Charity

A phony charity started by highschoolers just to earn college points. These students have no such intention to actually help people. The methods which these "organizations" run by are extremely shady, with limited information on their insta pages and poorly made weeblys. Most of the time they have a gofundme page, with at most three vague sentences.

Yo you see that Zhang kid make another crappy charity?

Yea man I saw. The dude puts his own name on the webpage in large text so that universities will see!

by doyourealize September 5, 2021

tomatoes for charity

An organization that purely exists in the imagination of young girls that gives tomatoes to charities.

Person A: what on earth are you going to do with all of those tomatoes?

Person B: well of course I'm going to give them to Tomatoes for Charity

by bazooka-princesses3 January 2, 2012

charity case

Someone you do a favor for out of pity.

An ugly poor girl who has no family or friends. She usually shows up at your door and begs for somewhere to stay cause no one else will have her.

She ends up trying to steal your identity and then comes back to seek revenge because you're more successful than she is.

Boyfriend: Don't let that charity case in the door. She'll ruin your reputation and try to mess with your life.

Girl: Uh oh, I felt bad for her. Too late.

by nunyalj January 5, 2009

Charitable Donation

A "charitable donation" is a term that describes the act of a man passing gas while receiving oral sex from his partner.

"Renee and I were going at it hot and heavy. My pants were around my ankles, and her head was in my lap, when I accidentally gave her a charitable donation."

by germ war February 14, 2009

charity fuck

under the broad definitons a charity fuck can also be mercy sex, or pity sex but in general its a situation where you are having sex cause there is not gracious way out of it or the recipient might actually benefit. kind of like sexual euthanizia.

gosh that was the most pathetic case of a charity fuck i have ever had to supply. but i dont want his death on my conscience...it was mercy sex and then some..

by DaynaS March 21, 2008