chaffa

fake or not real. Knock off.

that bling around yo neck is chaffa, you got robbed.

Thats a chaffa Gucci bag biatch!

by T-Bone760 August 2, 2004

Chaffing

When your fart is really hot, and it hurts your cornhole.

Girl: " See you @ the movies tonight! "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "

by Lo Vlesbians July 15, 2010

chafe

chafe is an irritating and highly restrictive condition that arises due to the friction between one's thighs or scrotum area. The result of these high friction levels can range from being a mild 'chafe' or be more serious which can mean a visit to the hospital if the case worsens. However, there are certain measures that one can take to prevent the onset of chafe in the genital area:
- wear tight boxers to prevent rubbing
- use ointment to treat chafing
- avoid walking extremely long distances, especially in hot weather.

Person 1: 'this trek is really messing with me.....the chafe i got going on down here is herendous!!!!!!'
Person 2: 'wow.....thats not good.....i would get some ointment on that or it could mean the end of your career as a world competitor in the mushroom trekking championships.'

by johnstick1 March 24, 2008

Chafing the Angel

Snowboarding lingo:

Leaving a monster gash in the pow while sliding down the hill on yer ass. (Usually after failing a new trick.)

Dude 1: Dude was totally shredding the gnar before he landed on his ass.

Dude 2: Dude's a total Angelo...

Dude 3: Yeah bro, he's chafing the angel.

by Chutes-n-Laters January 19, 2011

Chafta

name for girl child, having to do with the phrase, "
can;t happen the first time, with vowells added for pronunciation

CHAFTA

C-Can't
H-Happen
A-Vowell filler
T-the
F-first time
A-Vowel filler

by momikins December 6, 2010

Chaffed

Pertaining to the anti-radar decoy employed by the military whereby aircraft deploy cluster clouds of fine metal shavings in order to simulate decoy target objects.

Usually applied to mechanical drivetrain parts, but can be used in reference to anything which has been utterly destroyed to the point that it mostly consists of shattered or shredded fragments.

Frank that's the second one of those hubs that you've chaffed, you fucking animal.

by Voyd_naught February 12, 2019

Ass chafe

When your ass starts to burn and sweat, making it difficult to walk normally. Can be caused by reckless wiping, walking for long periods of time, or a combo of both. Usually occurs after one takes a shit. A common side effect is a smelly ass, that may or may not be noticeable to others. You can temporarily relieve a chaffing ass by going to the bathroom and wiping the sweat off your ass.

Shawn took a shit this morning and around the fifth hour of his shift at work, he developed a bad case of ass chafe.

by Cheeto Dust January 6, 2017