Cattle Decapitation

Cattle Decapitation is a bad-ass 4 man death metal/deathgrind band fronted by lead singer Travis Ryan.

Guy 1: "Dude, we need to see Cattle Decapitation on Friday. I heard they're playing 5 songs from Monolith of Inhumanity."
Guy 2: "Sounds like a plan! I'll get tickets."

by Jigginsmusic October 29, 2014

albanian cattle sack

When 8 German tourists in Alabama dress up as futuristic pilgrims and before an orgy they ceremoniously kill a bull, hollow out its ballsack while listening to system of a down (Armenian metal band) once they perform the ceremony they crawl into the ballsack and an orgy ensues for 12.5 minutes and then they repeat once a month

Hey Franz and Claus, are you guys ready for our monthly Albanian cattle sack?

by AdamnGeraldo April 27, 2017

Cattle Man

An ordinaly farmer who lives along the Nymboiba River. Be has become a legend ever since 2004 when a school orientrreing group wandered onto his land unknowing.
He was transformed from an ordinary farmer asking them to get off his property into a vicious inbred farmer who accused them of stealing his cattle.

"Excuse me you're on my property, I can't have people on my property 'cause my cattle gets spooked and run away"

"'Ey you! get offa my property!!! You blinking cow poachers! You knows them kids gonna scare 'em, then make 'em run away. I'll shoot ya with my shot gun!!!"

by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 6, 2005

Catten

An adult cat that behaves like an immature kitten.

Your catten is clawing the sofa again!

by Pro-Asaurus December 14, 2018

Hong Kong Cattle Buyer

A girl that will only have anal sex to avoid the possibility of getting pregnant.

This is in reference to China's recent method of importing cattle through Hong Kong (the back door) to avoid regulations that are applicable to importing to mainland China.

I heard Jenny is a real Hong Kong Cattle Buyer so I think my odds of having anal tonight are 100%!

Let's see if we can find a pair of Hong Kong Cattle Buyers at the bar tonight and get our dick's dirty.

by MCIWS January 19, 2011

canteen

A type of portable jar (complete with a cap) able to hold much water, and only water.

"The military uses water canteens which are put into pouches. Or should I say they used to. Now there is a straw beside them which allows them to move their lips sideways to slurp. Kinda nice, not to mention hi-tech, but let's hope it doesn't foster laziness."
-me

by Dave June 28, 2004

canteen

The lunch room for the guy at the depot. The canteen is now Dum Dums (who is from whoreleons) turf. If you buy anytings from any other source (Glen), Dum Dum will scream at you until he is on the brink of a stroke. The main food groups sold at the canteen are Chucks, Twix saputo products and of course, toass. Some guy steals from the depot to run his grow operation.

"Guy, we have a viande in the Cantsteens today, because some guy steal from the cantsteens and some other guy put the toass in the wrong slots!"

by John the old cleaner December 6, 2004