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Open Casket Material

A term many first heard from Moe Sizlack in the Simpsons, Episode S18E15, meaning to be at ones youngest or most beautiful period of life.
When Homer asks what an old man like Abe and a not so pretty girl like Selma are doing together, Moe Replies with "Eh, you ain't exactly open casket material yourself"
by Cbeth July 5, 2008
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cassolette

Cassolette - Vulval odour contains chemicals that have power to unleash in man a tremendous sexual desire/response. Turn on men.
It is great pleasure to smell cassolette
by Rasputin_21 May 22, 2008
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cashon

loves to dance , hamsome, he will break your ankles at basketball and he will steal your girl.
Ex: Cashon gots your girls number on his phone.
by Cashon March 15, 2017
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Castomel

The weekday Q&A guy from RPGamer. Famous for his lengthy columns, and utter hate towards Rhapsody. Overall a good guy. Friends with tui. Great schemer.
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"Cast is the weekday Q&A guy"
by O' Shrouded One November 30, 2003
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Quickie in a casket

Having a quick fuck with a recently deceased person while in their casket.
Savannah had gorilla grip coochie so
When I was at her funeral I just had to have a quickie in a casket.
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Casket

A wallet.

It holds dead presidents. AKA money.
Dude: Bro, I gotta buy me a new casket.
Dude 2: How did you lose it this time?
Dude: I was buyin some girl a drink at the bar and it got stolen.
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Dutch Casket

A group sex activity in which the subject is surrounded by males (typically 15 or more) who rest their scrotums all over the subject's body, effectively burying the subject in testicles.
"My whole world is balls," purred Greg as the baseball team embalmed him in a Dutch Casket.
by Delvis April 21, 2009
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