Cardiovascular Disease

When one sexually desires extremely overweight people.

"Dude, ever since watching The Biggest Loser, I've got some bad cardiovascular disease."

by Zima69err September 18, 2015

cardibisim

CardiBisim is a word created for someone whom has listened to Cardi B music and will have additional symptoms of swearing and a new York accent

Mrs.Sarda Danielle Has a severe case of CardiBisim

by Katlover6000 March 21, 2018

Cardinal Rumble

When two very large people get it on in a very small and warm place causing them to turn red like cardinals.

Hey dude why are you so red?

I was just banging big Bertha in the hallway closet, there's no A/C in there.

Oh I see you two were having a little cardinal rumble!

by Biggenlover69 July 20, 2013

cardboard ben

cardboard ben, aka joe mazzello’s soul mate. cardboard ben is the cardboard version of ben hardy, who is the living version of cardboard ben.
the two have been spotted together in multiple occasions, and according to a source, joe is contemplating marriage.
fans and family are obsessed with the pair.

“hey, did you hear about cardboard ben and joe mazzello?”

“who?”

“cardboard ben! joe mazzello’s soul mate!”

by joe’s perm March 3, 2019

cardboard tube samurai

A lone warrior who roams the asian countryside seeking enlightenment and justice. He wield the most powerful of all forged weapons, the cardboard tube. His enemies seek to gain the weapon, but have always been unsuccessful.

"Why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig?"

"Because he can."

by Mercanis August 13, 2003

Cardboardeaux

The classy term for boxed wine

That cardboardeaux was an exceptionally good choice to have with the fish last night.

by Ruddycheeks August 23, 2012

Cardi B

Cardi B Stands for Cardiovascular Bronchitis because her music is a disease.

Wow boy that music has Cardi B.

by Eepoppe June 21, 2019