Canuck

Short for Canadian Fuck.

All that Canuck did was talk shit about how his maple syrup was better than mine.

by Skeetskeet13 November 10, 2019

Canuck Oven

Where you take a large Bong hit, trap someone under the bed sheets and exhale under the sheet.
Similar to the Dutch Oven.

She normally doesn't smoke, but likes when I give her a Canuck Oven

by Rhyging July 29, 2014

Crazy Canuck

A Canadian version of a degenerate. Typically retarded at hockey and just play beer league hockey to practice their lumber-jack skills.

Most people say Canadians are nice…not a crazy Canuck.

Those Crazy Canuck’s are a bunch of degenerates, and they’re shit at hockey too. They’re can’t beat their wives so they take out their anger on other teams.

by Art Vandelay69 April 14, 2022

Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)

A condition where you act American, think Western, vote Conservative, feel betrayed by Ottawa… and then whisper, “But I’m a real Canadian” while polishing your rifle next to a maple leaf flag and a framed copy of the Charter.

"He’s got a lifted truck, a ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ bumper sticker, won’t shut up about Wexit, but still cries over Tim Hortons commercials — textbook Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)."

by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025

Canuck

A very lazy person of Canadian heritage.

We were gathering firewood for the winter and that canuck sat around drinking beer the whole time we worked.

by ASMR-t-pants May 12, 2024

The Leaky Canuck

When you're playing hockey and you get a really good goal and you leak a little.

"The goal was so good, he became the leaky canuck!"

by litorish January 21, 2021

Canucks

A shitty hockey team that does not deserve to be in the National Hockey League; a group of hockey players who do not prevent goals and cannot play defense

Billy screamed at the video game because of how shitty the Canucks are while he was down 19-0 at the end of the first period.

by Duds11 May 17, 2022