phallus callus

1. n. That rough skin on your member resulting from over-masturbation.

2. n. A cheesewadded fucktard

You're such a phallus callus...

by Your bitch-ass mom May 13, 2005

Callies

Technician slang for calipers, a tool for measuring precise thicknesses or widths

Hey, John, can I borrow your callies? I need to know if this nut is a 4mm or a 5mm.

by mrrs October 15, 2011

callous

thick-skinned english teacher

BFFADS is an extremely callous man.
He is so callous man.

by JasonPenney June 7, 2007

callison

She is shy at first, very friendly. Doesn’t talk much but when does talk she talks a lot. Callisons tend to be people who cut themselves. Hangs out with a group of people as awkward and unpopular as her.

Hey did you hear that Callison and her friends threw a bunch of cheezits in the bathroom at school.

by Me.Pickles81 May 19, 2018

Callision

The result of irritating cell phone audio delay, whereby each person seems to be speaking at the same time. Each utterance crashes into the other person's, which makes both parties stop and repeat. Callision may involve many verbal pile-ups in a single call. Some believe this is a ploy by cell phone providers to make customers use more minutes, as well as sound ridiculous to eavesdroppers.

I wa . . I want to . . I want to go to . . . You know what, I'm going to just email you to avoid this callision.

by Marty Orchard March 10, 2011

callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject

Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter

by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016

callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject

Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter

by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016