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The BEST guy you will ever meet. Caring and Compassionate, yet will stand up for what is right. He has no problem making friends.He doesnt need any help finding a girlfriend either. He will care for her until the end. Overall he is perfect.
Omg! Calister is so hot!
by Calister January 4, 2018
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Caliss

Another "sacre" of the french Canadian world. This "sacre" is the most used yet overabused one in the Quebeker's common language, since it's between the vulgar and polite line.

Can also be used as an ajdective and a noun.
"Ya catché un caliss de gros poésson !"
"Toé mon caliss, jva tbastonner"
by Bob Dole 101 July 19, 2003
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Cakism

Term used to describe the random sentences of wisdom that came from ancient Graeco-Roman philosophers. Cakisms are used to explain events such as the creation of mankind, how to obtain world peace, and why stupid people exist.
"It is what it is."

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem." "Wow, that was a really deep Cakism."
by TSSB March 8, 2009
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Calista

Calista is a Greek routed word that comes from the constellation Calisto. It means most beautiful (and that is very true)

Calista is also the name of a tribe of natives that settled near Alaska

She is extremely intelligent, proficient at all physical activities, insightful and will give you good advice if you are her friend, she is both outgoing and a introvert. Her favorite place is where she feels safe, she has a great laugh, smile and very pronounced body language, is somebody you want to keep on your side. I’d want her with me if it was time to kill zombies:).

Loves to dance and party and has booming opera singing voice
She suffers from depression and anxiety

Demands all of you attention and effort
Has issue with commitment

Unsure of what she wants
Careful she will both win your heart and break it if the grass is greener
She is a extraordinary artist

She is flawed but perfect

She has good heart
She is everything and nothing

She is my love and I’d wait till the end for her
She is someone you will want to see again
Girl: hey have you talked to Calista lately?
Me: no she said she needs space...
Girl: I thought you two were best friends and more.
Me: she obsessed with another guy now and says I love her too much

Girl: that sucks dude.. are you ok?
Me: yeah but I know she loves me so I’m just wait for her. Hey while I’m waiting you want get drunk and fuck?
Girl: I’d like that because you got some fire “D” but you forgot I’m just a imaginary friend. You gave up everyone in your life to try make her happy... I’ll watch wile you masturbate...
Me: FUCK ... that really sucks.. but deal.. i can’t wait till Calista calls me
by Alexander & Harvey December 28, 2018
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Calistoga

The best domestically produced mineral water, much better than Perrier or that Italian stuff. Like some of the other better things there are to drink, it comes from the geothermal region of California's Wine Country.

Their regular, non-sparkling spring water is just re-branded Arrowhead water, which is the result of both Calistoga and Arrowhead having been bought out by Nestlé.
If you must have mineral water that's better than Calistoga, get Topo Chico from Mexico.
by Downstrike October 24, 2004
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Calimeter

A unit of measurement equal to 4 inches. Primarily used to describe the length of ones penis.
Billy was thrilled when he reached one calimeter.
by LongTailinFront March 4, 2019
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Calissa

They’re the kind of person that everyone wants to be friends with. Always bubbly and caring, their personality just makes your day better by being around them. This is the kind of person that you get really excited about seeing no matter how often you are together. They always know just the right thing to say and are there to help you through your roughest days. Once you get to know a Calissa you realize just how special she is and you become captivated by every part of her.
Dude: Isn’t Calissa like the best girlfriend ever, dude??
Other Dude: yeah dude, she is totally the best girlfriend ever
by Calissa7373838 November 22, 2021
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