Political Calculus

What Republicans call political cost/benefit analysis. If a politician avoids political calculus on a policy or prospective bill or movement,

it means that it is unpopular. If a politician embraces political calculus, it means that it is popular.

Marco Rubio said he avoided political calculus on immigration reform because he knew his party was against it but thought the country
was for it. Double think!

by quesondriac April 15, 2013

calculus

a type of math studied by the boy band 2gether

I know my calculus, it says you+me=us ! HAHAHAHAH

by Captain Illmatic November 18, 2006

calculus

Some abstract form of arithmetic.

I'm in calculus.

by Bilbo Baggins November 14, 2006

the calculus song

a highly obnoxious song by an obsolete mtv boy band blasted over 1200 watt speakers (revenge)

I know my calculus:
U + ME = US
Yeah Baby!

by the specialk and illianjay October 8, 2004

Do some Calculus

To suck dick

Hey baby, why don't we go back to my place and you can do some calculus

by TheLoneSaiyan June 3, 2010

doing calculus

This can include having cyber, phone, or any other type of sex you can think of while neglecting to do your real homework with your parents in the same household.

Can also be used when a nerd if jerking off, stroking the sea bass, or beating his meat.

I was doing calculus all night long last night, now I can't sit down!

by Bevo February 14, 2005

calculus

The retarded brother of mathematical analysis. Often hailed as difficult by dumb people who don't know what mathematics is.

Passing calculus is easy for any reasonably intelligent toddler.

by category August 3, 2018