canned coochie 

Slang for male sex toys, notably Fleshlight® . Originated from a Spongebob meme.

Wow! I can't believe my favorite sex store has it! Canned coochie!

canned coochie by BigChodus September 12, 2019

Canned-versation

A canned-versation is a conversation, usually kept very short, that mostly exists of 'canned' phrases and typical questions & responses.

Example of a canned-versation:

hi, how are you ?

good

how are you ?

good

... good

work?

good

yours

good

and the family?

goood

and y..

they good too!.

the weather's great

yes

very sunny now

indeed

it's good

good

okay, well see you

yep, see you around

Canned-versation by Cogari June 19, 2009

Cock-caine 

The act of snorting cocaine off of a mans penis

Ex. "You think she's a virgin?!? She told me she wanted to blow some Cock-caine."

Cock-caine by Quentalto February 25, 2011

caine train 

Hopping aboard a night of massive consumption of cocaine

It looks like JJ's been riding the caine train.

All aboard! It's time to catch the caine train

caine train by Krispy February 27, 2004

cainer

drinking lots, smoking lots generally doing things to the extreme....

person 1: I was so cained last night...
person 2: you certainly were my friend, you cainer you

cainer by mashed ol' cainer August 31, 2008

canned 

Call center jargon. Short for "shit canned." It can be used to mean getting fired, but it is usually implied that you were canned for a stupid reason, usually called a bullshit reason. Call centers are notorious for making up lame excuses for firing employees in order to improve their financial forcast.

Rob got canned from Deathbridge again today.

canned by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

cainer

A cainer is a british slang term for a person who likes to cain (take drugs, smoke weed, drink alchohol)
The word cain can mean to indulge in something to a rather extreme extent. This particularly relates to the 'caining' of drugs, alchohol and marijuana.

"That fuck heads a right cainer"
"My mate Daveo cained all of the coke"
"Alright cainer, shall we get hammered tonight?"
"That greeny lads a right cainer."

cainer by JeffoMcReffo December 30, 2008