Crispy

When a person smells and does not take baths and does not brush teeth

This idot came to my house and he was crispy as fuck!

by ThaDeal March 30, 2011

Crispy

A completely and utterly worthless person. Someone who needs to not even be allowed to live, and should go and hide in a corner and drink some bleach. This is the type of person who likes to have oral sex with every man they see.

Oh man, that was a great time I had with Crispy last night.

by Someone who January 13, 2006

crispy

stupid/dumb.....(briney spears)

"luis,the first time i told you i loved you, i felt so crispy"

by krystal March 4, 2004

crispy

a dry ass person trying to be recognized

your so crispy

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

crispy

perfection to which you cook your toast.

biran: "yo, man, that toast was so crispy"
dj: "it's what i do!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 29, 2009

crispy

When you're very hungover or generally feeling like shit. Sometimes involving a huge head ache

Man, we got so minced last night but now I'm fuckin' crispy eh..

by Altar Of Death November 2, 2003

Crispy

A word to describe a sexual feeling, simular to male ejaculation.

"Tina got naked for me last night. It got me bare crispy!"

by Emily and Hami January 6, 2008