by PlayerNumberOne October 8, 2023
Get the coal colored cretinmug. 
Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.
by Stretch04 October 5, 2023
Get the Kitchen Climbing Cretinmug. normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth
normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee
normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee
by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022
Get the cretinous bastardmug. by Kjar October 9, 2019
Get the Cretin reclusemug. The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.
John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.
by Raider Life May 13, 2017
Get the Cretin Cream Piemug.