When someone gives you a very short cigarette with less than 2 puffs left before you hit the filter.
by The_Jolly_Green_Giant March 1, 2020
Get the county deuce mug.County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.
Deputy : everybody line up…
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022
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by Ballenjoyer October 25, 2023
Get the county funkin mug.County Lines: A term describing the expansion of urban UK drug gangs into rural areas. These gangs sometimes exploit vulnerable people — including children — to push potent, cheap hard drugs like crack and heroin, flooding places where supply is usually thin. Then cuckooing, vunlenble people taking over someone’s home, is a common tactic used. The lifestyle is often glamorised by UK drill rap YouTube videos , where wannabe gangsters hanging around in council estates in groups wearing facemasks designer clothing flexing luxury watches worth more than flats houses and cruise around in high-end cars like Lamborghini Uruses. But behind the fake image and online persona the reality is simple: most of them end up skint, dead, or nicked, or doing long stretches in prison — basically, their life is ruined.
Lee: Frank, have you seen them county lines dealers flexing their high-end cars, luxury watches, designer clothes hanging round with them super hot birds on YouTube bruv ?
Frank: You think that lifestyle is real your a mug bruv. Most are dead or in jail now, Bruv.
Lee: really bruv ? LOL.
Frank: You think that lifestyle is real your a mug bruv. Most are dead or in jail now, Bruv.
Lee: really bruv ? LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 9, 2025
Get the County Lines mug.Broward County is a county which is located in South Florida and shares borders with Miami-Dade County and Palm Beach County. These three counties are basically the biggest/most popular counties of Florida and all share similar if not the same music, art, fashion, and street life. Not to forget a lot of the best rappers have come out of these counties, some would be xxxtentacion, Ski Mask the Slump God, Boobie Lootaveli, Pouya Fat Nick and more. Has all types of different people ranging from E-Girls and E-Boys to gangstas who usually are either Latinos or African-Americans to also the traditional corner store flakka using homeless man who will put on a show better than Micheal Jackson could ever. Come down to Broward County and you will experience some of the best nocturnal life you could experience in Florida.
"Ay bruh where u from?"
"I be stayin in Broward County woadie"
"Shii homie I be in Dade lemme kno what the move is g"
"I be stayin in Broward County woadie"
"Shii homie I be in Dade lemme kno what the move is g"
by FloridaShi October 13, 2019
Get the Broward County mug.Louisa County is a large small town county in central Virginia. It's full of some pretty great people along with some shit. People grow up their whole life complaining that they can't wait to leave, but then they usually drop out of have babies and decide that they can't leave their "home". Pretty much all there is to do is hang out in Food Lion parking lot, get yelled at by the town cops, and move to McDonalds parking lot. Other thant that you have a wide variety of drinking and drugs on the weekends. There are a vast amount of parents that let their children to whatever drugs they desire and bring their child's friends down with them.
Random person:"Hey, man. Where you from?"
Louisian:"Louisa County, Virginia"
Random person:"Where's that?"
Louisian:"If you ever get lost, you've found it. It's pretty central to everything, yet no one knows where it is."
Louisian:"Louisa County, Virginia"
Random person:"Where's that?"
Louisian:"If you ever get lost, you've found it. It's pretty central to everything, yet no one knows where it is."
by IlivetheremahfukER March 30, 2011
Get the Louisa County mug.Stafford County is a place that is in close proximity to Quantico Marine base and just about an hour south of Washington D.C. As legend has it Stafford County is believed to be a black hole. No attractions at all just a movie theater...Oh wait there’s not even one of those. Stafford is also notorious for clearing land for CVS’s, Walmarts, and places with overpriced rent or mortgage payments. I mean what do you pay for to live there? Good luck traveling out of Stafford because traffic will have you by the balls and when you decide to stay in Stafford, Quantico bomb testing will send the slightest shake to your home every other morning. Stafford County is so boring that this “slight shake” is considered very entertaining. God save your Stafford teens souls because boredom will be inevitable. Parents prepare to fork out some cash to get your houses power washed and cars detailed because depending on how much of an asshole your child is in school these assets will have egg, syrup, bologna, pee or even shit on it. Stafford County teenagers become Picasso with their creativity when they are so fucking bored. Overall, Stafford will suck out whatever life you have in you as it does most of its residents. When you go off to college most people you meet would have never even heard of Stafford County, which says a lot about it. On the bright side Stafford can be a good quiet place to retire or go to the neighborhood gas station called wawa. Otherwise this Stafford is truly a lost cause.
“Do you guys want to play hide-n-go seek in Walmart?” Dude of course I love all the hiding spots in the Stafford County Walmart."
“Woahhh was that just a small earthquake?” No dude you just live in Stafford County?”
“Ohhhh no I left my car out all night and now theres shit on my hood. “ Welcome to Stafford County asshole.”
“Woahhh dude are marching bands always in parades?” “Ohhh you must be from Stafford County.”
“Want to go see a movie or go bowling tonight at 7:00?” “How can we do that we live in Stafford County.”
“Woahhh was that just a small earthquake?” No dude you just live in Stafford County?”
“Ohhhh no I left my car out all night and now theres shit on my hood. “ Welcome to Stafford County asshole.”
“Woahhh dude are marching bands always in parades?” “Ohhh you must be from Stafford County.”
“Want to go see a movie or go bowling tonight at 7:00?” “How can we do that we live in Stafford County.”
by Its Stephanie Bitch 21 July 30, 2018
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