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Ann Coulter

The combined mucosal/fecal secretion that usually accompanies a bad case of hemorrhoids. The presence of Ann Coulter is usually preceded by insatiable itching and anal sphincter tissue inflamation. The presence of Ann Coulter should not be confused with the presence of Santorum although both terms could be easily interchangeable in casual conversation.
"Oh shit (literally), my hemorrhoids are so bad right now that I'm feeling that unclean feeling of Ann Coulter. Got any baby wipes on ya?"
by ovalbeach October 20, 2008
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Satan Reincarnate. A waste of life and a worthless bag of bones full of shit up to its eyeballs.

See: Hitler's
Facist
pig
cunt.
"It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 - except Goldwater in '64 - the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted."
- Ann Coulter

...yeah...she said that....
by jonstewartforpresident November 6, 2008
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Ann Coulter

n. Psychobitch.

A depressing case of mindfucking, baseless, and hate-oriented propaganda. Logic does not apply.
Ann Coulter raped Hitler's dead body...and only she knows where it is.
by Searing Gash May 24, 2005
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Ann Coulter is a bitch.
Really? I thought she was a cunt.
by ihateconservatives December 28, 2005
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A rather unpleasant woman who appears on talk shows and spouts average conservative talking points with a healthy dose of invective and vitriol. She also writes books of questionable originality with more of the same. Coulter thrives on attention and is best ignored.
Person 1: Ann Coulter is coming to campus! Let's protest

Me: No, let's ignore her. Then she loses her power.
by duritz February 7, 2007
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Boy, if you keep on a lying like that, you'll grow hairy palms and long blonde hair.
by K-CR March 28, 2005
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O man, my girlfriend was totally acting like an ann coulter today.
by Kwame1234 October 25, 2007
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