Corporate Cosplay

The act of when individuals in a white-collar environment masquerade as sophisticated, hi-powered professionals with dreams of innovation and corporate-ladder climbing.

In reality, they are nothing more than simpering, limp mediocrities with little imagination, over-inflated ambition, endless arsenals of vapid buzzwords and half-baked skills that offer nothing to whatever field or industry they happen to be (undeservedly) employed in.

The only thing they happen to share with real professionals who actually do know their shit, are direct as hell and get things done is their passion for their own business attire. Giorgio Armani, Hugo Boss, or hell, even some cheap-ass suit from Target won't hide the fact that these dipshits are out of their depth and pollute the office environment with their infinite, tedious posturing.

Unlike typical cosplay there ain't no hotties strutting around as Wonder Woman and Black Widow, or dudes stomping around as Thor or Batman here. Only simians with ties and lapels are what you can expect.
"Hey Sean, ready to watch the latest round of Corporate Cosplay in the Marketing Dept. Today?"

"Jesus Christ. If I hear the word 'artisan' or 'paradigm' from those fuckwits one more time I'm going to crack some skulls."
by No Man's Skyfall December 15, 2016
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possum_.cosplays

The most cool and kindest person out there
possum_.cosplays is my bestie-amber/eli
by lazy_kanade June 26, 2021
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Bill Cosplay

Where a couple is roleplaying being raped/sexually assaulted.
We cosplayed me raping her. We Bill Cosplayed.
by Jeffery Lionel January 20, 2023
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Vernacular Cosplay

1. A style of costume making displaying the most common techniques and materials of a particular region

2. Cosplay that reflects popular taste or indigenous styles.

can be used as noun or adjective
She demonstrated vernacular cosplay when she used the seashells she picked up on the beach in her costume.

Dumpster diving is one way to achieve vernacular cosplay.
by Nac22 September 15, 2017
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Cosplay Fever

When you develop a crush on a cosplayer or person at a convention you’ll most likely never see again, making you sad because you can’t stop thinking about them.
Yeah man, she was so cute. Gave me Cosplay Fever.”
by strangetings17 March 19, 2018
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Discord Profile Cosplaying

Discord Profile Cosplaying (D.P.C) is a form of virtual cosplaying where you change your discord profile to look like someone else's profile, this includes changing your profile picture, your banner, your "about me" and even your nickname (example: Beluga, Hecker, Discord Bots, Etc)
-Hey, is that the real Beluga?
-No, its just my friend doing D.P.C
-You mean Discord Profile Cosplaying?
-Yeah
by tobiasestarelol12344 August 22, 2021
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Crash Cosplay

Verb;

1. To cosplay a character unrelated to the convention/event's theme.

2. To cosplay an original character
Oni-chan is crash cosplaying an anime character to the gaming convention! He's so cool!
or
Do you think anyone will know who we are if we crash cosplay western comic characters to the anime con?
by Loli Chan December 05, 2013
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