Comfort pee

When a big beahded man named Dan sits on the toilet to pee cause he's lazy as fahk and can't piss like a man.

We nevah have to worry about Dan peeing on the toilet cause he always sits down for a comfort pee.

by RedBeahd617 July 14, 2015

comfort dump

Pooping just enough to relieve your rectum from being in pain. A Comfort Dump may be used to squeeze out just enough poo so as to relieve discomfort or to buy time until the pooper can make it home or to a more comfortable setting for a truly satisfying dymp.

I took a quick road side comfort dump until I could make it home to unload a real poo.

by RealDollParts February 11, 2017

Comfort Trap

When you have things to do with your life and someone comes over to make you comfortable. So comfortable, you stay there much longer than you intended.

Boy: Time to get out of bed and be productive!

Girlfriend: *wraps you in blankets and snuggles you*
Boy: Or not....Fuckn Comfort Trap

by TheDustyCactus January 20, 2019

Comfort art

Art made to confort the artist, someone else, or both. It could be described as positive vent art

"Oh, this drawing is just some comfort art."

by AstroIsOffline August 29, 2021

Comfort Couple

A comfort couple is a couple, which can be from a TV Show, game, book etc makes you feel safe and happy when upset, sad, down etc.

“Delena from The Vampire Diaries is my #1 comfort couple”

by Randomcat September 26, 2021

comfort stop

(noun)
A comfort stop is when you go to the toilet for whatever reason, e.g. if you have to drop off a deuce, go for a slash or a line of coke
Rather used by older women

Tour guide: Ok gents, does anyone need a comfort stop?
Dude: Oh hell yeah, I have to piss like a racehorse, bitch!

by Santacruzshores January 6, 2006

Comfort Album

Folklore by taylor swift

"omg folklore by taylor swift is my COMFORT ALBUM"

by zerologic101 May 18, 2021