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Clanking

The skill off being able to beat your meat whilst clapping in appreciation at the good porn you are watching.
Mark cames 1st in the national clanking championship last week.
by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019
mugGet the Clankingmug.

Clanking

(English) Clanking or "to clank" is for a person to have very specific point of views that differ from facts known by countries around the globe.

Reasoning: These views are common sense and can be looked up via the internet to be proven right, yet they are nowhere to be found.

Logic: None

Association: Typically occurs with people named Brian.
Person A (male): I still cannot believe how horrible the Holocaust was!
Brian: God! The Holocaust never happened go look it up and do some research.
Person A (male): You don't have to be so rude, you hurt my feelings.
Brian: Maybe if you didn't have so much estrogen in your body, you wouldn't act like this.
Person A (male): Why are you clanking so much. Go learn something.
Brian: Fuck you and fuck Naruto! Dragon Ball Z all the way!
by lilscholar0314 December 5, 2023
mugGet the Clankingmug.

CLANK CLANK

the sound the internet makes when you make a new memecoin
man, she just went CLANK CLANK and the meme was born!
by lobstersssss March 18, 2025
mugGet the CLANK CLANKmug.

Clank

I want to CLANK Toy Chica so badly
Me, you, CLANKING ALL DAY
by Dog In Boat, Doggo November 19, 2023
mugGet the Clankmug.

Clank

A gurl that is a hoe or thot slang mostly used in south Florida
That clank always sucking dick
by That bish 😍 May 15, 2021
mugGet the Clankmug.

Clank

I refused to go back to the clank for a violation of probation.
by Karat bill October 19, 2019
mugGet the Clankmug.

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