Christ Stains

Priests often use this word, to describe the cu m in the floor after they molest a child.

Child; What is that, mister?
Priest; those are Christ stains, young one.

by TomTryck October 7, 2018

Christ On A Boat

“Christ On A Boat” is a phrase that can express a range of emotions. It often is said in a moment of shock or inspiration as a way of dealing with something.

Christ On A Boat Sequana, it’s Tom Hardy!!!

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

Christ on a cracker thanos no

A reaction when watching marvel infinity wars when seeing thanos kill off Loki or many other characters.

Thanos doesn’t deserve the mercy of Christ or even the almighty crackers

“Christ on a cracker thanos no! What have you done!”

“Serenity, Christ on a cracker.”

by Unawaregirl April 3, 2019

Christ in hell

Christ in hell , a word used to describe a high level of anger or fustration

Guy 1: oh Christ that dogs shit on your lawn again

Guy 2: christ in hell that bloody dog wants shooting

by Hello you old June 29, 2020

Christ year

The year of your 33rd birthday.

Harold really came into his own on his Christ year.

by woofmary February 14, 2005

Christ Academy

A private school where drama is fluent. This kind of school is like a family however, and dating anyone there is like dating a sibling. Which is gross.

Guy 1: Hey, did you know that school downtown is SUCH a Christ Academy?

by CodyNEmmy May 10, 2009

Christ Almighty

Exclamation used to express shock

Christ almighty, that girl is sexy...

by jmgomez77 October 25, 2016