Cadence

The most gorgeous girl u will ever meet or know in ur life. If u find a cadence keep her never let her go . She’s the cutest girl out there .she has the best laugh and her eyes are magnificent

Cadence “hey cutie “

by Descobedo76 November 28, 2018

stalker calendar

A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.

Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.

Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.

Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!

Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!

by nearly civilized January 5, 2010

mr. cavanah

A science teacher. Who thinks that you don't know that he is a pervert. He will look at every girls ass in you class. And he will traumatize you with how ugly his pants are.lastly he will treat you like you actually trash.

Mr. Cavanah is a pervert .

by Mr. Cavanah October 19, 2019

Cadence

She is the most smartest and cutest person you will ever meet.she may be doubtful at times but she does have good looks and she is a very nice person but can be rough at times and she can have quite an attitude watch out men (hint hint wink wink) and btw she is a GREAT KISSER 👍🏼

*person one*-dang she’s got! I want her to be my girlfriend!!
*person two*-yeah dude her name is Cadence she is pretty hot isn’t she?
*person one*- ...she mine fight me

by Hey_its_roleplay and she crazy November 29, 2018

Caden

A Funny & Hot boy who loves to pen tap all the time in class. Everyone likes to have him as a friend, and is friends with the popular kids. He is kind, and is athletic! c;

Caden is so funny!

by Anonymous Jane doe May 20, 2017

cavendish ya later

A farewell statement or synonym for goodbye

Guy: bye!
Guy 2: cavendish ya later man

by trackmonster July 23, 2017

calendrically challenged

1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.

2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).

3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.

4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.

5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.

6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.

7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.

8. frequently absent without leave

You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?

I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.

by factsmachine01 June 1, 2010