Cape May, NJ

Cape May is a shore town where nothing but fun is had. The winter may suck but the summer is the best. Late nights always turn into early mornings and you know you'll always be partyin somewhere. Cape May is love at the greatest. The beach, the ocean, the sand, the hotties, the friends, the love: What more do you need?

From sunrise to sunset and its start all over again...thats Cape May, NJ

by Always Cape May July 21, 2008

Cape Coral

1. A place where every old person in America comes to die.
2. Also known as Cape Coma after a song called "Escape From Cape Coma" by the now broken up band Twisted Method. Named for how incredibly boring it is.
3. Where, for some completely insane reason, tourists like to come. No one's really sure why because, well, see number 2.
4. Where scene kids live. You see them everywhere, especially at Marquee Cinemas on a Friday night. And you can't forget about the 13 year old sluts/cocaine addicts! Because of the extreme amount of scene kids, there is tons of drama.

1. Old guy: "Honey, why did we move here again?" Old lady: "It's the perfect place to die."

2. Cape resident 1: "What are we doing this weekend?" Cape resident 2: "Absolutely nothing. We live in Cape Coma, dumbass.

3. Tourist 1: Let's go to Cape Coral on vacation! It's soooo nice there." Tourist 2: "It sure is! Let's go to Sun Splash, that will be a blast!" Tourist 3: "This is going to be the best vacation ever!" Cape resident: *Gags*

4. Scene kid 1: "Hey lets go to the movies tonight, and then after we can do some cocaine to keep us so incredibly skinny." Scene kid 2: "Yeah, I have to dye my hair black for the 2839479823th time this year, so you guys can help me." Scene kid 2: "I have to get 8 more piercings to be a hXc scene kid, so I can't go. I'll tell my little sister to go, she's really easy and does cocaine, and she's the most hXc scene kid in her middle school."

by sklhflskjdf May 21, 2008

cape cod

There is much to be said about this place, were there is little to do (other then drugs) in the ten-month spand between September and June; although during the summer months this place becomes a 1960’s run down summer dream. But, unlike it’s most famous resident, cape cod didn’t have the pleasure of dieing in the 1960’s, cause with Kennedy’s death so died the cape cod dream. So, now today cape cod is filled with the withering dreamers of that generation, all now the conservative voting majority.

Old people in slow moving cars, with GW04, and drunken kids stumbling in the streets.

by john jacob jingle hiemer smith May 10, 2005

Cape Cod Academy (CCA)

A school where rich people send their arrogant kids. They suck at sports and anything important. They're dick heads.

Hey look at that polo shirt asshole over there, he must go to CCA.

by idontreallylikecca March 20, 2005

Cape Horn

Gay Porn found in South America

Wow, that Cape Horn is pretty creepy

by Sluggo January 13, 2003

cape cod

a place that is often mentioned as beautiful and peaceful to live but really has a bunch of rich assholes all driving the same SUV living in big houses that all look the same. other than that there's retired old people everywhere, small shops that charge $100 for a t shirt, private beaches and tons of traffic & tourists in the summer.

"we're going to the cape cod again this summer!"
"oh, great, that will be a TON of fun.."

by diamondgirl7 August 21, 2009

Cape Breton Rumble Strip

The act of intentionally driving your car (or other transportation device) over an uneven surface in order to send sensual vibrations through a woman's erogenous zones.

Sandy asked Dave to drive over the Johnson St Bridge so that she could receive a Cape Breton Rumble Strip

by Douglas6969 August 23, 2006