canker sore

A canker sore is a sore on the inside of your mouth that you typically can't ignore, It suck ass

Lisa's a total slut no wonder she ended up with a canker sore.

by shanedashiz July 30, 2010

canker

A painful white, or sometimes red bump in your mouth. You might get them on the inside of your lips, the inside of your cheeks, or anywhere in your gums. They're normally caused by putting something dirty in your mouth, such as keys, or simply putting money in your mouth (nickles, quaters, dimes etc.) or even not washing your fruits! These things usally last for 1 or 2 weeks. It heals better if you don't put any treatment on it. But try advil to reduce the pain.

Oh damn, i shouldnt've eaten that un-washed apple! I think i got a canker.

by charlotte45 December 31, 2006

cankle

noun; the meeting of the calf and the foot where an ankle is not present due to lack of ankle definition.

That girls ankles are so thick, they aren't ankles at all...indeed, they are cankles!

by Michael Kenny October 18, 2002

cankle bandit

One who is obsessed with cankles. A subcategory of chubby chaser.

Did you see Tim at the office party? Kathy must weigh like 300lbs. He is such a cankle bandit.

by FeelingTheCrush April 11, 2008

Canklin'

When a girl with cankles struts down the street in a quick way while her butt and haunches jiggles indiscriminately.

She can go Canklin' faster than M. Phelps can swim.

by RCColanotCocaorPepsi April 10, 2009

Cankle Butt

When your butt displays the same properties as your cankles. Aka fat ass

That chick was twerking and bumped into a greyhound bus causing it to roll over with all that cankle butt

by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016

cankedort

A sticky situation; a royal mess, a snafu, where you're between a rock and a hard place, in a pickle, up shit creek without a paddle. Specifically, a place or situation that is associated with hesitant, uncertain behaviour.

Also spelled "kankedort" and "kankerdort".

From "canke(re)d" (meaning "crabbed", from the astrological belief that the Sun stops or turns back in its course when it's in the constellation of Cancer the crab) + "ort" (from the Middle Dutch "oord/oort", "place, country, region")
(Spargo, John. “Chaucer's Kankedort (Troilus and Criseyde II, 1752).” Modern Language Notes, vol. 64, no. 4, 1949, pp. 264–266)

But now to yow, ye lovers that ben here,
Was Troilus nought in a cankedort?
(Tell me, lovers who've been there:
Troilus was up shit creek, wasn't he?)
- Geoffrey Chaucer, "Troilus and Criseyde"

"I just got a text that she missed her last period. What do I say?"
"Shit, man! You're in a cankedort."
"What? "
"It means you're in trouble."
"Oh, gee, thanks a lot, Captain Obvious!"

by Seadog Driftwood September 20, 2017