Surprise buttsecks

If someone denies you anal all you have to do is take it from them. It's not rape if you say surprise!

They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy

If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.

Surprise Buttsecks:

Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.

by Siimp January 24, 2010

anus raping buttsack

no defenition i think it sounds funny

john is an anus raping butsack

by Regrebenellos Nehpets August 30, 2003

Buttstache

A hairy, unkept bum.

That girl should not be wearing a thong at the beach, she obviously hasn't waxed her buttstache in months.

by sara r. September 2, 2005

buttsack

A buttsack is when you staple a mans scrotum over their buttcrack. When you have a buttsack you cant poop and it hurts to sit down because you will sit on your nuts. It is a cruel and unusual punishment.

Bitch get up off me before i staple you a buttsack

by benito October 7, 2004

buttcrack!

the crack between your buttcheeks, used in the song Fireman by Lil' Wayne: "i see that u be wearin them jeans that show your buttcrack!"

i see that u be wearin them jeans that show your buttcrack!

by Bonisha Clo May 4, 2006

buttsick

Complaining; fretful; cranky. Having or revealing feelings of whininess, irritability, disappointment, or arrogance. Attitude of dissatisfaction or sickness, commonly attributed to over-consumption of alcohol.

Why are you so buttsick?

by jacko_jackson February 23, 2014

buttsecks

When a Male sticks his wanky in another person (or animal's) Poopchute.

Eshold1 and -Pyroblaze- said they had some sweet love on the ign boards, pointing to buttsecks.

by BriankidGC August 31, 2003