bowel butter

Human feaces that have the consistency of butter (moist and pastey). Tend to smear the bowl (causing ceramic mascara)

The bar staff were horrified at the bowel butter smeared over the establishment's toilet facilities

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Nasty Butler

Sex in a public place, where one of the participants is wearing a suit and tie.

"Tompkins! Give me some Nasty Butler."
"In the vegetable aisle, madam? Certainly. Right away HNNNG"

by Sindy Anna Jones January 6, 2020

Amish Moon Butter

When you urinate into a partner's anal cavity, and proceed to use either your genitals or an appropriate tool to stir the liquids inside much like a traditional "churning" motion.

I had to grab my boy Eric the other day and assert authority by giving him the oldAmish Moon Butter.

by Bill Eternal May 12, 2023

Log Burner

A bowel movement whereby the poop leaves behind an intense burning sensation as it exits the anus. The burning sensation exhibited on the rectum is the key symptom of a Log Burner, as the actual poop (the Log Burner) can vary widely in color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture.

Log Burners often present themselves after a person consumes a spicy meal. Log Burners are a common affliction among people of European origin who sometimes consumes Indian, Mexican or Caribbean food.

Sufferers usually describe the feeling as if their butthole was engulfed in flames.

Jill enjoyed eating the spicy Chicken Tikka last night at the Indian restaurant, but the next morning went to the bathroom and shot out a Log Burner that left her rectum feeling like a fiery pit of molten lava.

by cephwalk July 9, 2009

Slow burner

A song (or performance thereof) that doesn't immediately impress you, but becomes increasingly enjoyable on subsequent renditions. Antonym: pop hit.

J-Dilla's "Donuts" took me a while to get into, but now I love it. It's a real slow burner.

by Razeur June 28, 2014

Butler Bait

The term used to describe an underaged and attractive master of a butler. Such as Alois Trancy and Ciel Phantomhive from Kuroshitsuji. This term is sometimes used by fans of Kuroshitsuji and Kuroshitsuji II.

Alois is totally butler bait to Claude.

by Squidhuggles October 22, 2011

Butlered

To be over served with wine purposefully by refilling ones glass constantly

This morning was rough, I got Butlered last night at my friend's house.

by BigDutch July 25, 2018