turd burgler

a turd burgler is someone who tries to tear down a bathroom stall door wanting to use the toilet, whilst the person in the stall is taking a SHIT!!!

Man Having To Piss-BOOM, BOOM, BOOM-"Let me in, I have to PISS!"
Man In Stall-"I'm shitting you, you-TURD BURGLER!"

by paulsullivan December 28, 2009

turd burgler

One of the characters from the old McDonald's commercials. Rubble Rubble.

by Grimace August 29, 2003

burple borp shorp

a blue-purple shoe that makes a lightsaber noise when you walk and also makes you levitate

i bought the new burple borp shorp yesterday, its great!

by misstou2 January 20, 2022

crazy burkler

a physcho german who destroys any thing he sees

aahh crazy burkler u just broke your new bike

by jmac November 12, 2003

turd burgler

someone who steals turds out of toilets and writes whose turd it is on the wall

Dued you just got turd burglered

by woody December 9, 2003

burple nurple

when you press on your nipples and let out a burp at the same time

she was too cheap to buy a doorbell so she uses the burple nurple

by sodrama March 14, 2009

Turd Burgler

A dog that enjoys feasting on another dog's FITTJA.

No Fido!! Bad Dog!! Don't eat that FITTJA!!

by Bozeman Brown Trout August 21, 2005