Bulge Migration

A process that occurs as women age. When women are young their curiosity is fixated on the bulge in the front of a man's trousers. As they age they become much less concerned with this and their curiosity is placed in the size of the bulge in the man's rear pocket. So, women look for the bulge to migrate front to back as they age.
The MILF bypassed the hansome young man with ripped abs, and gravitated toward the man with the expensive watch and designer suit, even though he was butt ugly, 75 pounds over weight, and was 20 years her senior. The young mans' self assurance was shattered by a classic case of bulge migration.
by Lone Wolf Jax November 12, 2011
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Baltic Bulge

when in a wet-suit, an erection is achieved that veers to one side such as the balkins in eastern Europe. A Baltic bulge is both painful and shameful
Look at Trevor, when Samantha came over and gave him a hug for saving her from drowning she walked away with him sporting a major Baltic bulge
by Admiralnewkirk May 14, 2011
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Ghost Bulge

When it looks like you have a boner, but it's really just the zipper of your pants folding up. Occurs in jeans, cackys, etc.
"Why does Jim have a huge hard-on during a business meeting?"

"Nah, I think that's just ghost bulge."
by Daaaaaaaawg May 01, 2010
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poon-bulge

When a womans vagina bunches up in her pants to create bulge-like form.
"When she stands up, check out her poon-bulge
by Jake T. Anderson October 31, 2006
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bulge bracket

in the business or finance world, refers to the "heavy-hitters" or "top-dogs", the players who have the money, power, and prestige
Upon closing the multi-billion dollar M&A deal, Alex had officially entered Wall Street's bulge bracket.
by slinkerseven September 29, 2006
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Peripheral Bulge

Geology: What happens during glacial periods
Biology: That dick that's just out of your reach
Jonah: Damn, John has that peripheral bulge
Jacobs: Stop using everything you learn in Geology to create memes
by John Dice April 19, 2020
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Battle of the Bulge

When two or more ladies fight to the death over your dick.
You hear about the party last night? There was a Battle of the Bulge with five womanz!
by elbissopmi June 07, 2019
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