Down Towner Browner

really really dirty brown cheap ass marijuana beotch

$15 bucks for a ounce beotch.u know its that down towner browner beotch!

by mattitude and mikeaholic May 2, 2003

broderick shower

The cleansing of one's genitalia, whilst squatting in the bathtub; remaining clothed from the waist up.
Preferrably done in a cheap motel prior to adulterous intercourse.

"Oh no! Mary will be here soon. I hope I have enough time to take a Broderick Shower as my cock and balls are absolutely filthy. I hope she has done the same."

by Mr. McAllister July 16, 2008

browser beating

Spending an inordinate amount of time surfing the net.

Dude you've on the computer for 48 hours. Stop browser beating and get some air!

by lordjulius May 17, 2009

browser rage

This is when you are forced into developing your client's website to be compatible with IE6 (Internet Explorer 6), because a large percentage of their customers wear "special helmets" when they are allowed to go outdoors.

Recommendation: Blunt force trauma to be applied to your client, the nearest lackey, or yourself... actually destroying anything nearby will probably make you feel better.

I tied someone to railroad tracks cuz I had the browser rage!
She ripped out their hearth Temple of Doom style cuz she had the browser rage!
Mortal Kombat finishing moves would be like a pat on the back compared to the browser rage.
You made good use of your time at work curing that browser rage.

by scope006 May 3, 2010

browser

The application/program you are currently using to go to the websites including this page.

You are using a browser.
Internet Explorer is a browser.
Browser is the only way to get access to the web.

by siff ess bee July 31, 2017

professional browser

A customer, who's well schooled in the practice of appearing aloof, to the salesperson's offer of assistance. More often than not, it is a facade. The more the profesional browser appears aloof, the more likley they are seriously interested in the product the are inspecting.

"The professional browser tried that jacket on three times. Alot, for someone claiming to not be interested in it."

by D. Gould January 12, 2006

broderick

Washing just your balls in the bathtub, like Matthew Broderick in the movie, Election.

Are you gonna shower?
Nah, I only have time for a quick Broderick.

by Garvey March 14, 2007