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brosephius maximus

A best friend, possibly originating from ancient gangsta
Linnea: Dude, Caesar was my brosephius
Tessa: Well Brutus was my brosephius maximus, and don't call me dude
by Homeslice911 February 4, 2008
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Broscience

Unsubstantiated Nutritional and Human physiological claims. Broscience does not ALWAYS go hand in hand with being wrong, its just that its simply UNSUBTANIATED.

Most Jacked guys claim some of these facts to be true since it "worked for them" when they fail to realize that just because it works for them, it will not always tailor to the common majority. Supplement companies tend to perpetuated Broscience so people will keep believing these myths so companies can make products that accomodate these claims so they in turn make $$. Always read, always question. If your not enjoying yourself throughout your training career your probably doing something wrong.
"If you don't eat every 2-4 hours you'll risk being catabolic at some parts of the day, bro. Vince Delmonte said you need to eat every 2-4 hours!"

That is Broscience man. Human beings would not have survived and thrived the way we do today had our dietary needs been that demanding. It's best you ignore everything Vince Delmonte says.
by Got Crabs at the gym August 30, 2012
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Broseph

Oh daaamn, what's up Broseph, my main motherfucka?!
by The Brosephs January 13, 2008
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Brosef Mengele

A Bro'd up version of Josef Mengele, the feared Nazi physician.
Person 1: What's up brosef mengele?
Person 2: Nothing much.
by PoopieDeLoopie January 11, 2010
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brospective

The perspective of a bro, often wiser than one's own judgment primarily because the bro is not involved in the situation.
Friend: yo dude, whats your brospective on that girl in our chem class?

Bro: you've got no chance, you gotta stop chasing her.
by Ebok24 July 8, 2009
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brosette

Jennifer: Hey!
Paul: Sup brosette?
by EnsiGeetard May 10, 2010
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Witness Brotection

Lying to someone your bro doesnt want to talk to about the whereabouts of said bro
"Yo, dude your ex called. She wants you to pay child support."

"Oh man, put me in Witness Brotection, say I'm in Africa with some missionaries or something."
by Cpt. Panda March 15, 2009
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