When a girl has a crush on and/or wants to bone her male friend ("bro"). Often, the girl is considered "one of the guys" and is deeply rooted in the friend zone. Lady broners are usually unsatisfying and may result in late nights alone, self-loathing, and bitterness.
Girl 1: It's great that you and Herp are such good friends.
Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.
Girl 1: You are fucked.
Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.
Girl 1: You are fucked.
by oogenshnagen February 29, 2012
Your best bud that willingly to hide your boner in front of the girl/boy you attracted to. Usually using a book or standing in front of you making small talk to the said girl/boy, while you busy rearranging the boner. A True Best Friend.
A: Here comes Abby.
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!
by UrbanHunk July 05, 2017
by Clayton Bertram June 17, 2020
A Jeff Martin induced boner. The ultimate boner (level 10 in stiffness) that a male can achieve, from another male. Typically resulting from being in close proximity of Jeff Martin and/or thinking about Jeff Martin.
The origins of the Beasty Broner date back to 2006 when Adam 'The Beast' Cyr was roommates with Jeff Martin in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Many full scale erections occurred between the years 2006 - 2012.
The origins of the Beasty Broner date back to 2006 when Adam 'The Beast' Cyr was roommates with Jeff Martin in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Many full scale erections occurred between the years 2006 - 2012.
"Jeff just gave me a Beasty Broner" - The Beast
"This boner just reached Beasty Broner proportions" - The Beast
Scotty - "Beast, why are you walking around the Alehouse with a boner?"
Beast - "Saw Jeff Martin on the dance floor, and got a Beasty Broner"
Scotty - "wow, I just got a Beasty broner too!!"
"This boner just reached Beasty Broner proportions" - The Beast
Scotty - "Beast, why are you walking around the Alehouse with a boner?"
Beast - "Saw Jeff Martin on the dance floor, and got a Beasty Broner"
Scotty - "wow, I just got a Beasty broner too!!"
by Project Halifax January 03, 2014
A completely non gay experience in which one bro observes another bro having an erection. Following the experience, the observing bro may follow with "congrats on the broner, bro."
by Bromosexual Harassment Lawsuit February 10, 2011
A word commonly used in the manechat voice chat during r/place 2022 it was originally used by XQC and was reclaimed by the people of the voicechat used as a adjective to make jokes.
example1:
person1: Says something sus about mlp
person2:"broner moment"
example2:
person1: We should attack {artwork on r/place}
person2: that's not very broner of you
person1: Says something sus about mlp
person2:"broner moment"
example2:
person1: We should attack {artwork on r/place}
person2: that's not very broner of you
by Simply_reaction2 April 04, 2022
"Yo man, last night my bro and I went at the club and we got high and drunk and in the process of almost fucking, I got a broner"
by cheettoloverfingers31 August 24, 2016