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brocktard

Someone who is involved in helping badgers but for some reason (possibly due to lack of sleep) has become mentally unfocussed.
Mark: "did you hear about Simon this morning? he reversed his car into a ditch and had to wake loads of people up to get out"
Alice: "what a brocktard."
by brock boy September 27, 2013
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broccoli lynchers

an alt-right cyber-terrorist organization originating from the minecraft server pvp.thearchon.net

The founders consist of Mossburgshotty11, Munchies and ASMaster who are all known alt-right minecraft players.

They enjoy terrorising kids on minecraft, raiding their bases with their tnt cannons.
"The Broccoli Lynchers hung my nan"
"The Broccoli Lynchers swatted my nan"
"The Broccoli Lynchers planted Broccoli in my yard"
"The Broccoli Lynchers are the best faction on amber"
"The Broccoli Lynchers DDoSed me"
"The Broccoli Lynchers hate blacks"
by 123sozloser December 15, 2019
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just eat your carrots and broccolli

used instead of the phrases

1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,

2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.

3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason

4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded
a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2012
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broctagon

a group of exactly eight bro's; these bro's would take bullets for each other and always have each bro's backs. There is nothing that can split a broctagon apart.
Daniel+Alan+Sam+Alex+Joe+Travis+Kevin+Matt=Broctagon
by Drock Birdman February 25, 2011
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Broception

When a man is inside another man whom he considers his bro. Can be sexual but doesn't have to be. A bro within a bro.
Bro 1: Dude, you're inside me bro!
Bro 2: I know, bro. It's broception!
by Inglorious Face February 13, 2013
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Brocked

An Airforce term (orig Royal New Zealand Airforce No.5 SQN) whereby another aircrew member underhandedly and surreptitiously takes your allocated flying from you.
Weren't you meant to be flying today? No, I got brocked by Jimmy.....
by flyingkiwi July 31, 2011
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Broccoli heads

The Gen Z teenagers (typically in high school) with those stupid haircuts that are long and curly on the top, and short on the sides, resembling a head of broccoli. They are also typically very thin and don't lift, perhaps due to low T.
Damn, the broccoli heads in my 7th period gym class never lift, they just sit there on their phones and talk.
by RoundLost12 June 19, 2021
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