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little britain 

hilarious show from the uk
most characters are played by the same two people
and all the characters say just about the same thing in every sketch
but it's funny still
I'm from America and I little britain

Andy: *sitting in tree*
Lou: Andy, how did you get up there?
Andy: I fell.

Social worker: All I want to know Vicky is where is your baby?
Vicky Pollard: Oh, I swapped it for a Westlife CD.
Social worker: Oh my God, how could you.
Vicky Pollard: I know, they're rubbish.
little britain by raawr August 3, 2007

New Britain 

Hard Hittin' New Britain. Huge town, but if you ask many who live there, they will say small, because word of mouth spreads EXTREMLY quickly.

Broad Street is the center of Polish life. Club Arkadia is the 'place to be' Saturday nights with the techno pumpin', and sexy girls all over the place. The New Britain Hurricanes are the number one high-school football team in the state. Home to Central Connecticut State University and its Blue Devils. Bordering Southington is the New Britain Reservoir - best spot to cliffjump - just don't get caught. Probably the only city in the world with pimped out cars with rims that are worth more than the cars themselves. 8th largest city in Connecticut. Teenagers have gotten quite creative at New Britain High, when they want some time off from school they just call in a bomb threat. Lots of parks .. with woods .. great places to hold illegal bonfires .. until the fire department comes. There is no Wendy's; it is very disappointing. We've got Capitol Lunch. We've got Guida's Milk. The superintendent doesn't like to call snowdays .. even when there are crazy blizzards and you're snowed inside your house.

Geographically, it's close to .. everywhere. The beach, New York City, Rhode Island, Mass., malls, movie theaters, ice-skating rinks, and great nightclubs are all close by.

As much as some may complain about living there, it's a good place to call home. =)
New Britain by Magda M. November 14, 2005

Insulate Britain

The act of crossing a busy road, anywhere you like at your own pace regardless of approaching vehicles. Ultimately having a complete disregard for the road users.
There's no pedestrian crossing Dave, how will we cross this busy road?

Don't panic Geoff, we'll just Insulate Britain our way across this mo-fo!
Insulate Britain by Stretchyboy October 21, 2021

New Britain 

Former center manufacturing and current worn-down shell of a town, New Britain has a rich past and mediocre present. Coming from a town infamous for gang wars, teacher-student relationships, and corrupt, perverted superintendents of schools, New Britainites who leave are often asked if they have ever been shot at, much to their chagrin. Home to Capitol Lunch, Central Connecticut State University and the New Britain Rock Cats (and, in the past, the New Britain Red Sox, the farm team for the Boston Red Sox). Residents don't understand why you think they're rich, they don't have an accent, and they call oblong sandwiches grinders, thankyouverymuch.
"Gonna go get some Cappy Dogs before the Rock Cats game. Or something."
New Britain by psht June 27, 2005

Great Britain 

nice little island where you can get free healthcare, good football, good tv and marks and spencers.
Great Britain by Anonymous October 4, 2003

Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way
nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot