Brighton, Illinois is a town in southern Illinois. It lies on highway 267, right in the middle of some cornfields. There is one stoplight, and hundreds of druggies. People from Brighton usually fuck their cousins because every one is related.
by Gottrash July 31, 2016
Get the brighton illinoismug. a well known place for James Siva Cuthbert and his weird uncle to bum each other in private. Especially over a bench in the public square near costa
James: Uncle are we going to be able to do a Brighton today
Uncle : sure James we will do it today if your a good boy
Uncle : sure James we will do it today if your a good boy
by anonymous October 15, 2021
Get the brightonmug. Brighton bukkake is any form of unexplained gooey substance found on ones person or personal property.
Sorry I can't hear what you're saying I woke up with an ear full of Brighton Bukkake. I'll have to get it checked out at the doctor's later
by ee_lie September 3, 2019
Get the brighton bukkakemug. brightons are super fat kids who normally have tourettes no body likes people with the name brighton cause theyre so tiny and fat and smelly and they have smll nipples and a small attention span they are very loud and obnoxious and no one wants to hear or see their ugly faces
"ew is the BRIGHTON?!"
by njhbgvfcdxs November 10, 2020
Get the Brightonmug. The act of fingering your man’s asshole so he shits, then rubbing it on your clit to get wet before he eats you out.
by User 173974943081121 September 10, 2021
Get the Dirty Brightonmug. Typically a white male in his late twenties / mid thirties who have lived in the Boston area their whole lives and end up in Brighton. A Brighton boy hates everything mainstream and lets you know. He says he doesn’t care, but does. Typically won’t text you back unless it’s to party or cancel. The Brighton Boy WILL NOT take accountability for his actions. Please provide the Brighton Boy a PBR or any cheap beer to make him more bearable.
Hey, are you going to the show tonight?
No, I’m gunna pass on that. Too many Brighton Boys in the crowd.
No, I’m gunna pass on that. Too many Brighton Boys in the crowd.
by Sisternancy May 18, 2020
Get the Brighton Boymug. lovely beach but dont go there at night unless u plan to do drugs, be offered drugs, or be mugged….and watch ur feet in the morning….lotta needles
by comically_large_cowboy_hat January 20, 2022
Get the brighton beachmug.