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Brendan Jokes

a joke concerning the nightnime habits of a person named brendan
Person one: did you hear the brendan jokes, he is humping the pillow and says take it like a man
by brendans pillow December 27, 2009
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Brendan

Brendan is one who is a squirrel. He likes to run squirrely arguments that dissatisfy any opponents, most notably a guy named Jason. Overall, he is a squirrel from way back. He loves to wriggle around a debate round running arguments such as OSPEC. It's not very doney. In fact, it is downright bodacious.
"I don't know about squirrely, but I would call it very cheese, Brendan." -- Ross Gordon
by papelr July 15, 2011
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Brendan Barone

Brendan Barone is the former bass player of Disco Curtis. He is now the newest member of a band called Crown the Empire and he has changed his name to Kyle Lux. To say the least, Brendan is the most amazing person to have ever walked the Earth!
Person 1: Have you met Brendan Barone?

Person 2: Awe yeah he is the coolest person I have ever had the privilege of meeting!
by fdjahdfa August 4, 2011
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st.brendan girl

One of the skankiest girls you'll ever meet.
Oye papi, yo estoy buena y varata! 8th street for life.
by Nobody March 7, 2005
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Brendan

Brendan's like to wear a dinosaur hat whilst hiding behind their forts of Fosters beer cans.
He is lovely towards his friends although he doesn't have many so he has to be super nice to the ones he has just to keep them.
He has the cutest smile and makes everyone he talks to laugh.
Brendan is a bit of a stalker and likes to invite random people back to his house to have his way with them.
Overall, Brendan is one of the nicest people you will meet, he will stick with you (unless he has a girlfriend) and be a funny old chap who likes to make weird noises. RAWR!

Tends to fall in love with someone who's name begins with M
Guy 1 - Did you just see that dinosaur walk past?!
Guy 2 - No, it's just Brendan, he's pretty cool.
by BrendanStalker August 17, 2011
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Brendan Wright

Brendan's toilet looking head-ass is a piece of shit. lol. Stop sticking your head in yo ass Brendan it ain't right. Brendan Wright is a piece of shit and is also known as a gay prostitute.
by StopsuckingdickBrendan December 17, 2018
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Brendan's Girlfriend

One who is Brendan's girlfriend is the person who is always crying because Brendan hangs out with other girls beside her. Brendan always forks hey yard and it makes her Vietnam daddy sad. When they cuddle Brendan's girlfriend feels uncomfortable because Brendan is a fat lump of shit and can't keep his boner away.
Forrest: Do you see that girl crying over there? Brendan's stripper Dad: Yea, that's prob Brendan's girlfriend.
by BingusDingus December 5, 2019
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