South Beached

What happens to the fat ugly girl who goes to South Beach with her circle of otherwise thin and attractive friends. As the evening progresses, the cute girls all hook-up and leave their fugly friend stranded on the beach like a washed-up whale.

Did you hear what happened to Porky Patty? She went to South Beach last night with the rest of the girls and ended up South Beached.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009

Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.

All that glitter ain't gold.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'

by EgoÏk April 23, 2014

bleached wheat cracka

The whitest of the white.

Dayyymn son, dat bleached wheat cracka is whita dan dry wall!

by WiggersAndWegrosInc March 13, 2009

beached whale

Any fat woman, especially the ones that wear shirts that say things like "Sexy" on their tank tops that clearly do not cover enough skin.

Yo, do you see that beached whale over there?

Where?

The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip

by slivr3388 June 25, 2008

Beached

When a turd either ends up partly or completely out of the toilet water, usually leaving residue in the bowl after you flush

"It was a huge shit...in fact, I beached it."

by FauxBeez January 28, 2006

beached whale

a beached whale with a cocktail sausage is a fat guy with a very small penis!

he was like a beached whale with a cocktail sausage

by mighty triple.t November 11, 2010

bleached penis

A white man's penis. Usually super small. Very white and cannot be seen in bright light. Usually very hard to get an boner because of its size and malfunctioning.

I like Asian cocks better cause, bleached penis is not my type...

by yourfavoritedickman456 August 31, 2012