A Good Looking, Intelligent, Man who is always seen with the ladies. He is covered with swag from head to toe at all times. He loves money just as much as money loves him. He is extremly athletic and ice gets cold when they think of him. Hes super chill...all the women want him and all the men want to be him.Beast Mode
by TheDarkKnight001 October 4, 2011
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by Ricky P. Man December 13, 2010
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When two men lock their adjoining arms and harmoniously move up and down to perform the act of masturbation for the other. Their hands are on their own penis. A distant cousin to the dutch rudder.
Dick and Johan were bored in the office and decided to try the 'ol trusty Braided Dutch Assist, or BDA.
by CaptainJack19 September 29, 2011
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by Cancerous cigs contain cancer December 22, 2008
Get the Branned mug.A means of killing someone or putting them in a depressed mood by telling them something very bland or boring.
Michelle blanded me to death when she told me that she's buying a Mercury Sable.
I was blanded out of my mind at the party when I started talking to Ismael about politics.
I was blanded out of my mind at the party when I started talking to Ismael about politics.
by Carla Virgin July 31, 2007
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