Border Patrol

Cleaning up down south, after you have defecated.

Taking a shower or washing up.... after you take a shit.

Sorry I was late, I was on border patrol.

by Aquarawel September 22, 2012

border monger

dumb ass mexican who illegally crosses the border between the US and mexico. sometimes border mongers cross back and forth to smuggle drugs or do other filthy shit that only a border monger would do. border mongers often bitch about how the government doesnt give them any money or help, but they dont realize that the government is not obligated to do shit for them because they are living in the US illegally. border mongers have a tendency to do shit like haul 50 pounds of bricks for 100 miles for 20 hours a day all for 1 dollar. they are very good workers.

joe: look at that man. he is so dedicated. he has been up there working construction for 1 day straight
border monger: YAY AMIGO! I GET 1 DOLLAR. AMIGO! AMIGO! 1 DOLLAR FOR WORKING 24 HOURS! SUCH A BARGAIN AMIGO!
border monger 2: george bush need to help our people! he does not give us 1 million dollar. we demand 1 million dollar!
john: what a fucking dumb border monger.

by pablo the border monger August 30, 2008

border shopping

Visiting multiple border crossing points, trying to find one that will let you cross.

The border guard caught me border shopping and told me it was illegal, but he was a lot more reasonable than the jerk at the first place I tried, who demanded a work visa I haven't even got yet, and he let me pass.

by another non american December 21, 2006

Border-Brother

Term of endearment used to describe a Mexican day laborer. Used by someone who is also of Mexican origin, but fortunate enough to be born in the U.S.

I first heard this term used by another woman of Mexican descent when she was going to pick up a day laborer to help her with her yard work. Laguna Beach, California

Go pick up a border-brother to help you with the yard work.

by Sofia B August 26, 2006

Border Slang

A language made up of slang words derived from both the English and Spanish languages. A commonly spoken language on the US/Mexican border.

Johnny: Man my mom is just now starting to pick up border slang. Yesterday she said Odelay Esse when i got home from school.

Oscar: Man she needs to learn how to speak Border Slang correctly.

by rocker1997 January 25, 2012

Border bunny

A person who hops over the bored

Lizbeth guereero from stms is a border bunny ima get her

by JON5TH4Nz November 21, 2018

Border clown

A Border clown is a term used to describe a person of any Hispanic decent, who makes weak attempts at humor but fails.

Wow ,George Lopez sure is a Border clown.

by thlugger October 19, 2016