bonged

verb; to bong
to hit the bong; smoke marijuana through a bong

Rower Ben: "How many times have you bonged before?"
Girl: "A couple times."
*hits bong*

by kenzrex January 29, 2018

bonedome

when you have a boner in your sleeping bag

woke up in the morning in my sleeping bag, and what i woke up to was not morning wood, but a bonedome

by gavintino September 21, 2019

All sorts of boned up

awl -sawrt -uhv, ov; unstressed uhv or, especially before consonants, uh-bohnd -uhp

- The act of boning up in an assortment of ways.

- A surefire way to make sexting awkward
- You penis going up in a hypothetical matter by replacing it with a bone, bone up.

- Hitting jade from behind
- Jade cooking in a skirt
- Jade putting her FEET, YES FEET, NOT LEGS on his shoulder (be cautious about ripping down a shower curtain.)
- Asking Jade if shes wet (even in the shower)
- The thought of Jade willing to try anything

Used in actual conversation:
"May 27Jade
lol
well i'd wear a skirt for you
i'd probably wear a lot of things for you

May 27Scott
well thank you
you're getting me all sorts of boned up "

by REALPaRqUeT September 8, 2011

bonged

Rejected;

A phrase commonly used by fraternities and sororities during the rush process.

She tried to go down on me... so I bonged her.

by Lord_Wellington August 1, 2009

bonedog

A bonedog is a hot dog that contains machine deboned meat.

Manufacturers of hot dogs are allowed to add a percentage of "machine deboned meat" to hot dogs - the deboning consisting of grinding bones and then extruding the bones and bone fragments from the "meat" by means of sieves and other mechanical devices, possibly leaving behind a residue of bone fragments. Therefore: "bonedog."

by Sheldon070654 September 9, 2005

Bunsed

As in Bunsen Burner. Slang for someone/something getting burned.

"Dude, you left that Pizza in the Oven for too long; it's totally bunsed" or "we were f**cking around with BBQ lighting fuel and Jonny totally bunsed his hand."

by clivethesnake September 27, 2009

boned

1. An undesirable situation in which no solution is viable.
2. The state or quality of being post coitus.

Upon discovering the hooker John had just boned had both the clap, herpes and was his wife's long lost sister, he proclaimed "I'm boned!".

by xtreemchikin July 2, 2008