orange blossom trail

A road in Orlando Fl, that is in the main stay of violent crime and drug abuse in this tourist trap city's "ghetto"

Let's go pick up a ho'at obt

by Nick Maglio May 22, 2005

Overland Squat Blossom

A traditional taking of a dump aka Squat Blossom. Except that one defecates outdoors and in public. To perform the Overland Squat Blossom, one drops their pants, places their back against a wall, tree or other structure and positions their legs and feet to appear be seated on a toilet. This pseudo seated position allows maximum push and the bowels are generally released with limited collateral shittage. The ensuing assplosion will vary depending upon the fecal viscosity. Wet shits are not recommended. While the goal is to lay the perfect clean pinch turd directly below on the ground, a wet shit or rooster tail will likely trail or tickle down along the wall down to the ground.

Leroy left work one afternoon. As he was heading to the parking area, he looked along the wall near the employee exit and noticed a large pile of wet feces. It was obvious that someone had performed and Overland Squat Blossom and left quite the mess on the sidewalk. But notably, Leroy was quite impressed by the fact that there was a line of turd running down the wall to the pile below. Clearly, the defecator had rooster tailed that turd and it was not a real clean pinch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

blossom poo

A MASSIVE POO EXPLISION

P1-Geez man don't go in there I just did a Blossom poo
P2-Yup I can smell it

by HwDangerouswomen August 24, 2017

Blossom Dance

A powerful move used by Dunban in the JRPG Xenoblade Chronicles.

Born from the world of strife, against the odds, we choose to fight! Blossom Dance!

by _xord April 17, 2020

Boossie

An epicly large PP that puts everyone to shame

Topbass can really take a boossie

by Boossies March 23, 2021

hog blossoms

Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.

Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."

by Challbaby82 June 24, 2016

Orange Blossom

A totally blown out rectum similar to a rosebud by continuous strain on the anal sphincter, basically to the point where the muscles no longer work. Usually caused by larger than suggested objects going in the out door too often... or possibly pooping a volleyball.

I feel like I'm sitting on a giant hamburger due to my orange blossom.

by Shayfus August 18, 2016