bollocks

bollocks balls to you! bullshit!

i tattoo bollocks on my arm and some bastard on the street said you spelled that wrong! i looked at him and said, "BOLLOCKS!" and kept on walking.

by joey malicious June 3, 2004

bollocks

A classic example of great English banter. Originating in London (bollocks) used in a sentence generally means shit or fuck.

Bruv, i got laid off yesterday its bollocks absolute bollocks

by r8 m8 June 15, 2016

wank bollocks

really bad thing

oh mate thats totally wank bollocks

by wankbollocks December 7, 2021

Bollock Head

Someone who has a massive butt ugly slap head with horrible pubic like, fuzzy hair and no fringe.

Isn't that Keith Harris and Orville? He's got a right bollock head.
There goes Jayne from the office, hope she doesn't sit with us for lunch...the ugly bollock head

by Peekes May 22, 2016

bollock

a castrated bull testicle

dude ur sucking on a bullock

by Shaw March 29, 2005

Bollock Emptier

A vagina wielding bitch hot enough to empty your bollocks with a mere glance

Jed: Daryl, ur moms a real bollock emptier.
Daryl: ya shes hot bro, i fapped off already today over her.

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

Bollock Black

Bollock black is when someone is at the darkest of angry. They have reached a certain depth of angry, so deep that they are black with anger.

Kallum: *makes immense noise*
Ollie: *chases Kallum in anger*
Kallum: “fuck! he’s bollock black now”

by Conorboiboss September 3, 2021