mind boned

to extremely confuse someone so bad that as it their mind was being boned by the statement or action they just heard or saw;

the captain of the debate team (who was definitely a virgin), mind boned the captain of the opposing debate team (who was definitaly a virgin).

by pconnor6017 November 7, 2011

Bean boarding

Similar to water boarding, but with beans. It’s done by forcing someone’s head back and inserting a funnel in their mouth. Then, the funnel is filled with beans, forcing them to eat them all. It’s a very popular torture device.

My uncle was a pow in ww3, and he refused to give any information. That is, until they started bean boarding him.

by Dennisimo Jr. August 9, 2018

I'm leaving the board forever

Very common message posted to messageboards.

Normally posted by a disgruntled user when upset and wanting attention.

While someone who posts such a message will sometimes mean it and will never again go to that board after posting such a message, usually once they calm down, they'll come back and will be posting as though they never posted it.

On some messageboards, such messages are so common and/or posted by certain users so much that people have learned to automatically ignore them.

I logged in this morning to find yet another I'm leaving the board forever message. The guy that posted it has already posted ten of them and returned less then twenty four hours after each time.

by anonymous November 6, 2004

get on board

To agree with a course of action or opinion

"It's a new approach and we want everyone to get on board and make it happen."

by lips lisp January 5, 2016

boardrat

1. A male who whores himself out to numerous female boardies on an internet message board.
2. Any guy on an internet message board that has allowed a few compliments by other female 'boardies' go to his head and created the impression in his own mind that he's a real ladies man.

Example: moby.com's very own ghost hounds

by Johnny Hot Stuff July 10, 2005

boardinghouse reach

The act of reaching across fellow diners for a dish or platter. A rude action by a person who has no manners and was probably raised in a barn.

Hey buddy! There is no need to reach across the table for the potatoes! We do not tolerate a boardinghouse reach in this house!

by peter gazinya October 4, 2010

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

by niggerger October 4, 2023