Blueholed

Verb
1. a word used by PC players of the online game "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" also known as "PUBG" to refer to the game crashing, bugging out, or simply not functioning as intended.

2. a word used to describe a situation or experience that did not meet expectations.

See also: screwed, fucked over

"I was going to go out tonight but my car totally blueholed me."

"I was going to drop in Pochinki but I got blueholed. I'm going to try to reconnect."

by 305Goose May 30, 2018

Bluetooth butt scratch

When your butt itches, and you wanna scratch it. But then you fart and the fart scratches the itch

Dude my butt itches but I gotta fart

Just use the Bluetooth butt scratch

by Fooligins January 6, 2022

Homeless Bluetooth

A homeless person talking to themselves looking like they're are speaking to someone on a bluetooth.

I think that homeless guy is talking to you.
No it's just homeless bluetooth.

by Slangem Dozier June 16, 2011

Phantom Bluetooth

The feeling that you still have a Bluetooth device in your ear after you have taken it out. This is typically due to extended wearing of said Bluetooth device.

(Man #1 reaches up towards his ear, feels around for a Bluetooth, then commences to scratch ear instead.)

Man #2: "Dude, is your ear feeling okay?"

Man #1: "Yeah, I thought my Bluetooth was making my ear itch. It turns out that Phantom Bluetooth was to blame!"

by MCBassGuitar October 18, 2013

Bluetooth Ass

A person who never takes their bluetooth headset out of their ear. They figure it makes them look important.

Fred: Josh's turned into a real Bluetooth Ass since he got that stupid thing.

Joe: Yeah, if he only knew how geek it made him look. Looser!

by Buck Guapo March 29, 2007

Bluetooth Thug

Anyone that when playing an online game talks major shit but is really a 10 year old trying to act tough when he isn't.

Gamer 1: Yo bitch I just kicked your fucking ass (high squeaky pre-pubescent voice)

Gamer 2: Hey little boy, does your mother know your trying to be a bluetooth thug and cuss?

by Juggalox619 April 26, 2009

Bluefoot

1. The act of having sex in a military port-a-john. So named because the female's foot can accidentally slip into the blue sanitation water due to one leg being raised to allow access.

See that chick over there??? I gave her the bluefoot last Friday.

by virex21 April 10, 2008