Ink Blot Effect

When one makes a bowel movement and stands up before wiping; thus, creating an image inbetween one's buttocks similar to that of the Rorschach Ink Blot Test.

Monroe made his ink blot effect concrete when he pulled up his pants and sat back down again.

Billy commercialized his ink blot effect when he headed to the copy machine afterwards and made 100 copies to sell to a psychologist.

by A. Cat Kaufing John October 5, 2009

Motion Blotion

To receive fellatio whilst driving a vehicle.

She gave me a motion blotion on the way to the party last night.

by hockeyplayer92 March 27, 2015

blue blotch

Blue blotch was a drink the Sasquatch was drinking in Stomping Tom Conners Sasquatch song.

The Sasquatch was drinking blue blotch at the bar

by anonymous September 14, 2021

blotarg

Shitty

Something really lame and/or fake

That Sloan concert was blotarg.

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

blethering

a scots phrase to indicate talking a lot of bollocks

ah you, you're just blethering

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

Bláthnaid

Kind and lovable. She is effortlessly gorgeous and has everyone falling for her. She is an extremely talented makeup artist with few friends although she is very close to the friends she has. She is wild in the bedroom and is unbeleivebly sexy. She lights up a room with her good looks and is also extremely intelligent.

"Did you see Bláthnaid last night?"
"no, why?"
"she was gorgeous!"

by Sofiyayaya May 24, 2019

blather

blather

blathered, blathering, blathers

To talk nonsensically.
n.
Nonsensical talk.

(Old Norse bladhra. See bhl- in Indo-European Roots.)

Also see blatherskite

I have had enough of your fucking blather...

by Shawn Taylor September 1, 2004