Late-Bloomer

A fart that is passed but does not smell right away. A surprise attack, a mystery.

My friends were concerned that my fart didn't smell, I told them to hang on- it's just a late-bloomer.

by Sniff Buttski August 17, 2019

bloodberry

The BloodBerry.. Wicked cool Girl who can go toe to toe with a guy in a pornographic Conversation!

That Bloodberry She knows more about Dita Von teese the most guys!

by sdg May 22, 2003

bloomer

a loaf of white bread. we sell it in 2 sizes, large and small. large one costs 95p and doesn't fit in the fucking bread bags.

A) how much is the large bloomer?
B) Read the fucking sign with the bread prices on
A) oh, i'll have that sliced please
B) its too fuckin big

by wonderfool December 1, 2003

Late Facebook Bloomer

Someone who takes forEVER to get a damn Facebook (usually at least a year) for whatever reason. Social pressure, realizing they're not cool without one, etc, etc...

Bout TIME you get one, late facebook bloomer pussy!

by Jazzist August 15, 2006

bloomer dropper

Any mixed drink, wine, beer, etc. thats makes a women horny, easy, quick to give it up.

Man, that Boons Farm wine is a real Bloomer dropper, after one bottle she was all over me.

by RAWDAWG635 September 26, 2008

Gloomberg

A Satirical view of the economy.

http://GloombergNews.com - a Bloomberg satire

by AlanT March 7, 2009

Bloomer

A ignorant southern asshole, who acts like and idiot and thinks he is the best at everything when in reality everyone is making fun of his dumbass behind his back.

Hey look at that dumb ass carrying his M-4 like a raptor!!!! O its Bloomer!

by reticulated python October 21, 2008